allthatemains delivers a beatdown! allthatemains
allthatemains
delivers a beatdown!   congratulations!

worst thing to say to a cop

bad thing to say to a cop no double entries


total challengers: 61   
1st
Well officer i had my crack in my lap and when i bent down to pick it up my gun fell down and lodged into the break so in turn i was not able to stop............ and by the way do u pigs become cops because you flunked out of Mcdonalds training camp? (see more)
 
allthatemains
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 451  VOTES: 17

 

2nd
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I was speeding, officer, because this cocaine needs to be delivered by noon (see more)
 
sirpaj23
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 686  VOTES: 40

 

3rd
I liked it much better when your wife frisked me....you gonna try to cuff me now? Bet you can't do that as good as she does either. (see more)
 
metooyoutoothemandus
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 606  VOTES: 35

 

4th
1.Hey, you must've been doing' at least 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!


2.Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


3.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

4.You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.


5. "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

6. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

8.Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

9.Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

10.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? (see more)
 
Sarahlaye
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 565  VOTES: 32

 

5th
 
ffunkystuff
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 504  VOTES: 30

 

6th
Officer: Do you know why I`m standing here?

You: Because you got all C's in high school? (see more)
 
Marialune
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 516  VOTES: 30

 

7th
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cop:do you know why i pulled you over?

man:no.

cop:you were swerving a bit on the road. "looks at man" have you been drinking?

man:yes 6 martinis.

cop:wait here please.

man: hey uh can i ask you a question?

cop: sure.

man:Are you....uh "looks at officers badge"are you jewish? (see more)
 
hbcace
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 514  VOTES: 29

 

8th
Whatever "officer", just dont look in the trunk. (see more)
 
Kwirk
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 267  VOTES: 4

 

9th
Is it rape if you say SURPRISE first? (see more)
 
lediscko
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 321  VOTES: 18

 

10th
Just hold my beer wile I look for my licence.  (see more)
 
sensei
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 426  VOTES: 29

 

11th
Driver: I'll sleep with you...

Officer: I'm gay; Now would you please get out of the car Ma'am. (see more)
 
halokitti
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 361  VOTES: 22

 

12th
Cop: Why are you speeding?


Me: Your mom told me to last night (see more)
 
blamma
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 359  VOTES: 29

 

13th
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Man: Isn't that your job?

Officer: Yes but..

Man: OCIFFER! I swear to (burp) ugh... drunk that I'm not god! (see more)
 
bmanawesome34
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 281  VOTES: 29

 

14th
"You are going to do what every cop does....nothing" Didn't go over well (see more)
 
fldc01
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 123  VOTES: 3

 

15th
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*Officer pulls over car*

Officer: Do you know-
Man: What seems to be the officer problem?

Officer: Have you been drinking tonight sir?

Man: Ociffer, I swear to drunk I am not God.

Officer: Come with me sir.

Man: I have been not drinking! (see more)
 
LilHeat
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 257  VOTES: 28

 

16th
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COP: Have you been drinking tonight?

ME: No(bruurp)

COP: Well your eyes look a little red

ME: Have you been eating donuts? your eyes look a little glazed (see more)
 
popsicle1423
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 271  VOTES: 30

 

17th
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I'm really really hungry... by the way, would you kindly buy me some visine, oh and some taco bell.. a lighter... pipe cleaner, and blunt wraps.. OH and HIT THIS!!! (see more)
 
sarcastistic
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 95  VOTES: 3

 

18th
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hey porky.. go eat a donut. (see more)
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 194  VOTES: 19

 

19th
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Do you smell bacon? (see more)
 
Nick_Glynn
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 259  VOTES: 29

 

20th
Cop: Do you know why i pull you over?

Me: Yea i know why, Because of my Jelly Dounts?? (see more)
 
lalalalalatechno
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 197  VOTES: 21



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Comments

iwashere
iwashere icon
over 2 years ago
halokitti
halokitti all-american
over 2 years ago
Kwirk
Kwirk varsity
over 2 years ago
re: WORST
Oops, sorry! Didnt notice it said no double entries
kairi_spunk
kairi_spunk franchise
over 2 years ago
re: Hey officer *wink wink*
creo ke sus intenciones eran buenas, y pretendia caerle bien al policia pero estaba tan borracha ke no sabia lo ke hacia, al dia siguiente ni se acordaba
kuentin1
kuentin1 HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: Hey officer *wink wink*
ahahaha que bueno!! pero solo lo hacia porque no os pusieran la multa o poque le iban los hombres de uniforme? haha +5
xxHeatherlynn
xxHeatherlynn all-american
over 2 years ago
re: Your wife
hahahaha i love this :D
gruian
gruian all-IBY
over 2 years ago
re: Your wife
lmao :)))))))) 555555
drkk96
drkk96 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: Worst thing
ahaha 5 :)
GOOFZ
GOOFZ HOFer
over 2 years ago
pete99
pete99 varsity
over 2 years ago
re: Worst thing
haha think this 1s good
pete99
pete99 varsity
over 2 years ago
 
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