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worst thing to say to a cop


	bad thing to say to a cop no double entries total challengers: 61

1^st

hahaha major fail

Well officer i had my crack in my lap and when i bent down to pick it up my gun fell down and lodged into the break so in turn i was not able to stop............ and by the way do u pigs become cops because you flunked out of Mcdonalds training camp?

BY allthatemains

RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 327 VOTES: 17

2^nd

Worst thing to ever say to a cop

I was speeding, officer, because this cocaine needs to be delivered by noon

BY sirpaj23

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 561 VOTES: 40

3^rd

Your wife

I liked it much better when your wife frisked me....you gonna try to cuff me now? Bet you can't do that as good as she does either.

BY metooyoutoothemandus

RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 481 VOTES: 35

4^th

Top 10

1.Hey, you must've been doing' at least 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!

2.Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

4.You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

6. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

8.Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

9.Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

10.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

BY Sarahlaye

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 440 VOTES: 32

5^th

you say this when he is just about to leave!!!

So can i keep my weed?

BY ffunkystuff

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 380 VOTES: 30

6^th

Worst thing

Officer: Do you know why I`m standing here?

You: Because you got all C's in high school?

BY Marialune

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 391 VOTES: 30

7^th

are you?

cop:do you know why i pulled you over?

man:no.

cop:you were swerving a bit on the road. "looks at man" have you been drinking?

man:yes 6 martinis.

cop:wait here please.

man: hey uh can i ask you a question?

cop: sure.

man:Are you....uh "looks at officers badge"are you jewish?

BY hbcace

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 390 VOTES: 29

8^th

WORST

Whatever "officer", just dont look in the trunk.

BY Kwirk

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 143 VOTES: 4

9^th

yes yes

Is it rape if you say SURPRISE first?

BY lediscko

RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 197 VOTES: 18

10^th

beer

Just hold my beer wile I look for my licence.

BY sensei

RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 302 VOTES: 29

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re: Eat a donut fatty
hehe

re: Eat a donut fatty
lol.

re: WORST
Oops, sorry! Didnt notice it said no double entries

re: Hey officer *wink wink*
creo ke sus intenciones eran buenas, y pretendia caerle bien al policia pero estaba tan borracha ke no sabia lo ke hacia, al dia siguiente ni se acordaba

re: Hey officer *wink wink*
ahahaha que bueno!! pero solo lo hacia porque no os pusieran la multa o poque le iban los hombres de uniforme? haha +5

re: Your wife
hahahaha i love this :D

re: Your wife
lmao :)))))))) 555555

re: Worst thing
ahaha 5 :)

re: Worst thing to say to a cop
AHHAA

re: Worst thing
haha think this 1s good

re: Worst thing to ever say to a cop
lol

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