worst thing to say to a cop

Here, just take the donuts! Dont shoot! (see more)

Sorry officer, I am in a hurry to go and rob the Krispy Creme donut shop. (see more)

Whats the problem tubby? (see more)

can you throw away the beer bottles i have in the back please cause i have tons (see more)

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD! (see more)

what the problem occfer (see more)

some dude-Helllllllo!
cop-Are you drunk?
some dude-I'm not drunk! The gnome next to me is! (see more)

PERSOn: HEY! IS THAT A FLYING DOUGHNUT? ( points to the sky)
police man turns to look
man speeds away and yells fuck the police! (see more)

copper . what do u call thiss looks like dope ... convict....i got the drugs of ur sister it cost me though she made me sleep with her ,havent been able to eat since (see more)

Gee, that big ol' gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. (see more)

Er.. scuse me ociffer... but I'm not as think as you drunk I am.....(burp) (see more)

You can keep the weed if you let me go . (see more)

Dude, I Drive to get away form F**** cops like you! (see more)

wonna smoke pot (see more)

Can you shoot me in the head so I don't have to go to jail? (see more)

*can we stop for donuts* (see more)

I swear to drunk I'm not God occifer!!! (see more)

Officer, You Cant Arrest Me, This Man Was Dead BEFORE I Put Him In The Car! (see more)

true story: 2 years ago we were having a party at my friends apartment it was late and we were kinda making some noise (lol, sorry neighbors) so somebody called the cops. one of my friends answered the door...
"well hello officer... (with trying-to-be-sexy voice)... woooow, your job must be veeery hard!!" touching his shoulder and winking at him. We were lucky enough to have somebody slighty sober who jumped quickly between the 2 of them and didn't let her continue. we didn't get arrested but the party was then over. :( (see more)

You're not my father! I can do what I want when I want! (see more)