41st
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delivers a beatdown! congratulations! |
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worst thing to say to a cop
bad thing to say to a cop no double entriestotal challengers: 61
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42nd
Never say "F**k You, You Stinkin Pig". That will get u arrested 4 sure. (see more)
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BY malak_x
 RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 508 VOTES: 10
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43rd
sorry officer, if i saw the lights i would of carried on and gone faster :D (see more)
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BY MaSCOTT
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 502 VOTES: 8
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44th
(to an Afro-American cop)
-You know why i like Black People more than Jews?
cop - No Idea. . .
- Cuz they are easier to recognize! wahahahahah. . . (see more)
-You know why i like Black People more than Jews?
cop - No Idea. . .
- Cuz they are easier to recognize! wahahahahah. . . (see more)
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BY Czapla
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 576 VOTES: 23
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46th
is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (; (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 11 VOTES: 0
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47th
"ummm im not hiding anything u dont have to check the back
or
"u can check the back if you want to"
or
ur shoes untied and then drive away lol (see more)
or
"u can check the back if you want to"
or
ur shoes untied and then drive away lol (see more)
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RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 28 VOTES: 2
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48th
hello cop, ilove you!!! i think ur HOT!!!. i went to bed with ur wife.she goooooooooooooD!!!!! its ur turn to go with me officer (see more)
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BY lakersx
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 19 VOTES: 1
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49th
What you do...
1) Get pulled up
2) Say "Sorry sir/ma'am!"
3) Look at officer keenly
4) "...it *is* sir/ma'am, is it?"
(see more)
1) Get pulled up
2) Say "Sorry sir/ma'am!"
3) Look at officer keenly
4) "...it *is* sir/ma'am, is it?"
(see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 10 VOTES: 1
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50th
im sorry officer...i didnt know i couldnt do that (see more)
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BY Allen_M
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 19 VOTES: 1
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52nd
Really? I'm F'in busy. I'm talking to my bookie. Can you piss in someone else's ear? (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 31 VOTES: 1
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53rd
lady<y did u pull me over
cop<cause you wer swerving i need u to take this test blow this
lady<o k if u want............8=D
COP<WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LADY<U TOLD MEE TO BLOWW
LOL HAHA WOW (see more)
cop<cause you wer swerving i need u to take this test blow this
lady<o k if u want............8=D
COP<WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LADY<U TOLD MEE TO BLOWW
LOL HAHA WOW (see more)
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BY crazytaytay
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 21 VOTES: 0
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54th
You want my driver's licence? ...But I gave it to you last week, didn't I? (see more)
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BY Deedz84
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 41 VOTES: 1
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55th
1)You look like you need a beer.Here, have one of mine.
2) soooo.. can i finish my beer or should i pour it out?
3)Rodney King is my uncle. (see more)
2) soooo.. can i finish my beer or should i pour it out?
3)Rodney King is my uncle. (see more)
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BY deluxmix106
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 28 VOTES: 2
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57th
idiot: what happened in the woods officer?
cop:there was a fire.
idiot: will I get arrested if I go in there?
cop: depends what you're planning on doing.
idiot: oh, I just want to smoke a joint (see more)
cop:there was a fire.
idiot: will I get arrested if I go in there?
cop: depends what you're planning on doing.
idiot: oh, I just want to smoke a joint (see more)
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BY Sapphire12
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 21 VOTES: 1
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59th
I am escaping so MOVE OUT OF MY WAY AND DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN (see more)
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BY rtivey01
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 25 VOTES: 1
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60th
yo piggy, Fuck The Police! (While Playing Fuck The Police by NWA) (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 47 VOTES: 1
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re: Eat a donut fatty
lol.
lol.
re: Hey officer *wink wink*
creo ke sus intenciones eran buenas, y pretendia caerle bien al policia pero estaba tan borracha ke no sabia lo ke hacia, al dia siguiente ni se acordaba
creo ke sus intenciones eran buenas, y pretendia caerle bien al policia pero estaba tan borracha ke no sabia lo ke hacia, al dia siguiente ni se acordaba
re: Hey officer *wink wink*
ahahaha que bueno!! pero solo lo hacia porque no os pusieran la multa o poque le iban los hombres de uniforme? haha +5
ahahaha que bueno!! pero solo lo hacia porque no os pusieran la multa o poque le iban los hombres de uniforme? haha +5
re: Worst thing
ahaha 5 :)
ahaha 5 :)
re: Worst thing to say to a cop
AHHAA
AHHAA
re: Worst thing
haha think this 1s good
haha think this 1s good
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