Best Way to Ask for a Favor

ask nicely.

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First, flatter the person a ridiculous amount. Buy them lunch. Compliment their outfit, even if it looks ridiculous. Whatever it takes to get their guard down.

Then, put on your best puppy-dog face and pop the question.

If they say yes, jump up, hug them and call them the best friend ever (whether or not it's actually true) and promise to make it up to them.

If they say no, cry, grovel, and if that doesn't work, bring up all the times you've bailed them out. If there aren't any, make some up and hope they have a bad memory.

If they still say no, find another friend and start from step 1.

If all your friends say no, you have no favor and no friends. You're screwed. (see more)

make it seem as if they want to do the favor for you when you ask (see more)

ask politely (see more)

ill give you a cookie if you watch my dog :D (see more)