Funniest Joke

a duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager "sir, do you sell any peanut butter?" the manager said, puzzelled "ummm... no we don't" so the duck left

the duck came back the next day and asked again, "sir, do you sell peanut butter?" the manager felt like he was being pranked and angrily said " no we do not sell peanut butter! now go away!" so the duck went home

when the duck came back the next day and asked, "are you sure you don't sell peanut butter?" the manager shouted, "no we do not sell peanut butter! if you come back and ask again i will mount you on my wall with steel nails!" so the duck went home

and the duck came back again to ask the manager, "sir do you sell steel nails and hammers?" the manager sighed and said, "finally, a real question! i'm sorry but our shipment doesn't come in until next tuesday" so eagerly the duck asked, "do you sell peanut butter?" (see more)

Kevin:Jammal,how smart r u?
Jammal:pretty smart.
Kevin:ok.cops r coming,what do u do?
Jammal:run?
Kevin:no!stop being black (see more)