spongebob quotes

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
[thought bubble for Patrick shows a carton of milk tipping over and spilling]  (see more)

Sandy: "Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!" (see more)

Spongebob alert sandy about the Alaskan bull worm by sayng "It's big, scary and PINK!!"
and sandy answers "So is Patrick's bellybutton but im not afraid of that either" (see more)

now it's time to bring it around town (see more)

Spongebob: "Look Squidward, I'm chopping lettuce... at night.

look at me I'm swabbin' the bathroom.... at night!

OW!!!! I BURNED MY HAND!!!!! at night... (*sizzle*)
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Flying dutchman: I Give you 3 wishes

Patrick: Make it 5!!

Flying dutchman: hmm 4?

Patrick: 3 or no deal!!! (How Stupid can a person be!?!) :P
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I'm ready! I'm ready!
Hahahahahahaha
*laughs in a SpongeBob-like way* (see more)

jelly fishing jelly fishing jelly fishing (see more)