The Office Best Quote

Michael: I would've never called him that (faggy) if I knew. You don't...you don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend. (see more)

Hey it smells like up dog in here.

What's up dog?

Nothing much, what's up with you?

LMAO (see more)

michael: dwight wats the best advice i gave you?

dwight: Dont be an idiot (see more)

"That's What She Said!"

Michael has completely taken ownership of this classic line, using it at completely inappropriate times, until finaly exercising restraint in this season's last episode. And that sly smile he has just before he says it is too much!  (see more)