Iby Poetry

talk smack on your page and make u wanna cry, have iby girls to wipe them tears from your eyes.

saw a competition, i knew i was gonna kill it, uploaded and previewed, that shiet was submitted.

I hit me with a 5 and gave the rest a 1. hell yeah, i know i'm gonna win this now, son!

and dont hate cause u know thats what you're about to do . i seen ur rank boy and i know how you got there too!


you been here since the beginning thats why you're all on top, well get ready to drop cause ima pull out all the stops!


not a little pee wee anymore im all-city, all ready to get to all-star in a minute!

this is for my homies who just got here recently.You think you winning but watch out for the underdog baby!




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Alcoholic I was downing drinks everyday
Sister called me said she had something to say

She says go to ibeatyou.com sign up and win
Forget that i'd rather drink gin.

Gin ran out bored and nothing to do
So what I did I punched in ibeatyou.

To myself I thought wtf is this as I sit
Then started going through comps sayin this is the sh*t!

I met rad people on this innovative site
never get sleepy I can stay up for a couple of nights.

A competitive person there is leading in beatdowns he's stiff
I'll tell you his name he's legendary JumpmanSF.

iBeatYou is addicting and fun as hell it may be
And sure for many of you it's a passionate remedy.

Ed Charm oNe Norcal Natalie and Vegas Ladies the bomb
Anyone mess with them oh dang you'll be gone.

I want to say wassuup to webster everyone else and Dru
And special mention to Marjan winkledoodle and some of the crew.

ImHungry and the iBeatYou squad did a great job here
But don't worry I'll pay you back with a couple of beers.

Anyway a me (see more)

Sitting in the corner wid nothin to do
Heard about a site called IBEATYOU
Thot it was porn so I closed my room
Typed in the letters, turned down the volume
Loaded up the page & i was sorta confused
Just a weird site with many shades of blue
So I signed up quick & began to peruse
DAMN! So many comps, didn't know which to choose
Turned in my first entry & watched myself lose
Being stuck in Peewee mode is far from cool
Started adding friends & messaged them too
Began my own comp but I set it for June
What was I thinking? I am such a fool!
Cuz i need those points now, no time to lose!
Got newbies signing up & they hungry too
My ranking might drop, what the heck do i do?!
So i made friends like tarheel & dig712
Vegas Girls, Charlee, Charm, Crys, cleo-for-TUNE
Others from the BAY like Che, jumpman, & Kaycrews
while lookin up to OG's: The_One & homie Dru
But before I shut it down, Gotta give props when due
IMHUNGRY wins THE DARE - sorry Cash, its true
Cuz ya'll did one but he did TWO! (see more)

I log on daily.
Desperately I seek the
Elusive beatdown
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Internet beware

I Beat You causing a scare

Hey youtube, compete? (see more)

Woke up this morning feeling good feeling great/
Went to work had fun and even chilled on my break/
Got on back to work but steady watching the clock/
Counted down to the second tick tock to the spot/
When it landed on the four I was already out the door/
Bumping lil wayne yeah im loving lollipop/
Just makes you wanna dance and drop it like its hot/
But I got straight down to business got on the laptop/
I went straight the site I heard about today/
I beat you. Com im like yeah right and no way/
I saw a competition that I knew I had to do/
And when you finish reading this you’ll know I beat you

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Sitting here thinking
day by day
nothing to do
nothing to say

Not a purpose
only to wait
I was going nowhere
nowhere at this rate

Until one day
I found this site
no longer do I sit
but now I fight

For points that is
not with my fist
now I lay at night
making a list

Of competitions that is
one page full onto the next
in a lot of ways
I believe I've been hexed

A place so addictive
a place so fab
I know one day
I'm going to need rehab

What is this place
What when where and Who?
Oh this lovely site is
I BEAT YOU (see more)

Roses are red, violets are blue
I go to sleep much better,

knowing that I BEAT YOU (see more)

I have come to the end of my line of sanity
It is not healthy, but it is the path I have chosen to walk
And I must walk it alone
it will not be easy, but nothing really is
I expect no good will come from this
Therefore I don’t expect much
I will bare my soul to the demons within and let them sort out my troubled mind
because nobody on this earth can, not even me.
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I’m a pretty boring person,
I haven’t done a lot since my kids were born,
I usually waste the day away,
Looking at funny pictures and porn.

One day I saw a link to ibeatyou,
Hmmm, I’ve never heard of that site,
So I went to check it out,
But it wouldn’t let me in without an invite.

So I sent out an email,
Pleading my case to participate,
It’s alpha baby so it took awhile,
But once I got in it was worth the wait.

Now I have abandoned the porn,
Myspace and facebook who?
I’ve been busy racking up points,
On my new addiction IBEATYOU!
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go to school all day thinkin bout IBY
feelin so bored i think im gonna die
Ding the bell rings hip hip hooray
Now im gonna be on IBY the rest of the day
enterin comps
and talkin smack
ratin entries and
arguin with people who dont kno jack
gettin awards and
messin around
sending in pics
of a creepy clown (seriously)
so good bye
but do not fright
ill be on IBY
for the rest of the night (see more)

can u feel it, see it, hear it today?

if u can't then it doesn't matter anyway

u will never understand cuz it happens to fast

and it feels so good like walkin on glass

it's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright

it's so groovy it's outta sight

u can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet.

but it makes no difference cuz it knocks u off your feet. (see more)

Textual, underscored caffinated fingers tap these keys. all for the sake of a win.

And why? words for these mortal souls don't even exist, evident in the capturing of senseless video. The world would rather be told, than hold an actual thought while its is being read. and if my tangent is tangible, you can grasp the words "ibeatyou."  (see more)