Best Homer Simpson quote

Help me Jebus, help me (see more)

Praise Jebus (see more)

Operator!Give me the number for 911! (see more)

You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? (see more)

plain and simple his greatest quote ever is "d'oh" its used freequently (see more)

Bart,with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!  (see more)

Homer : Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge : Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa : Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products.
Bart : You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, Home boy?
Homer : Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge : Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer : Bart thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge : Homer, you're not not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer : Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart : Ah, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer : Bart, go to your room. (see more)

when i was 17 i bought my very first beer , i bought my very first beer i purchased with my fake id , my name was brian macgee, i stayed up listening to queen , when i was 17  (see more)

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. (see more)

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor,and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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"Nonsense Lisa, weaseling out of things is important for us to learn. Its what seperates us from the animals....except the weasel. (see more)

why you little.........*strangling bart*--lol sued whenever bart is being choked by homer (which is prett often) (see more)

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! (see more)

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.  (see more)

Bart : Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer : Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

Flanders : hey homer what did you say

Homer : I said shut your ugly danm face  (see more)