Best One Liner To Say When Quitting You're Job

I'd get up, grab my stuff...and with my best imitation of Mel Gibson's Braveheart line "FRREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!" and rush straight out of the door! (see more)

"You can see me in Hell!"

Then throw a handful of glitter in their face.

Because... have you ever tried to get glitter off your face? It's annoying as all hell. (see more)

[quitting]
Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! (see more)

Just get all up in their face and point at um and go..

"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"


and storm out. hahah (see more)

As Dave Chapelle says " I'm Rick James Biach!" (see more)

I just took a shit in the microwave... tootles. (see more)

Hakuna Matata Bitches! (see more)

My friend called out one day on his job and his boss gave him a lot of shit. the next time he called out, a bunch of rumors started going around. when the boss took him aside to fire him he jumped the gun and screamed out,

"I HAVE CANCER!!"

then ran out.

but he totally didn't. lol (see more)

"It's not you it's me...Things aren't just working out between us." (see more)

WHO'S COMING WITH ME?! lol just like Jerry mother fucking maguire!!! haha why is this not entered yet?! (see more)

you will regret not only me but my sense of humour too!!! hahaha LOL (see more)

I just want you to know that I quit, and I have spit in every cup of coffee I have ever gotten for you....or did I.... (see more)

"you just lost the best thing that ever happened to you, buddy"

- followed by the wink and the gun (see more)

"Well Mr. Johnson, I guess since I'm gettin' the fuck out of here, I'll go ahead and tell you about how I have been screwing your wife for the past 3 years, and your daughter since she turned 18... Peace." *run out of the office FAST* (I recommend saying this only if you have a pistol for protection)

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show up to work CLEARLY drunk. just straight up obvious. And when your manager see's you, before she even says a word to you point at her and say, "no, fuck you! You're drunk! I'm not drunk!"

-exit the room - (see more)

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!!! I QUIT! (see more)

"Thank you for the opportunities you've afforded, however I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at this point as I've come into a great deal of money and I plan on traveling for a year before deciding what my future plans will be."

Maybe boring, but as I like my employer, why burn bridges? (see more)

just say you're fired and leave, seems to work for donald (see more)

i don't give 2 shits about this job. even if i had 3 shits, i still wouldn't give 2 shits. so you can take a flying fuck...or a walking fuck...or even a handicapped fuck for that matter. I'm out  (see more)

I'm sick of being treated like a mushroom....kept in the dark and fed sh*t!!! (see more)