Best No Homework Excuse

I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school (see more)

OH IM SORRY MR.WILLIAMS i didnt do my hw cuz... umm.... THE RAIN last night IT FREAKED ME OUT so umm.. i went outside and i started drowning in the puddles... and umm i used my hw as a FLOATY SO I WOULDNT DROWN ARENT YOU GLAD THAT YOUR FAVORITE STUDENT ISNT DEAD??? :DDD



true story :] (see more)

I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it. (see more)

I left it at home??.... oh! I know here's a betta one...
I gave it to my friend cus she didn't do it nd so I let her copy it, but she neva gave it back 2 me (see more)

iam sorry but last night somebody broke into my house..he/she didnt do us any harm but...unfortunattely he/she stole my homework nothing else...just my blessed homework..i liked it so much.. (see more)

Last night i dream that today will be sunday (see more)

homework kills trees!!!!!!
dayuumm do you guys know about global warming??? (see more)

well i was walking and i had it in my hand then sum kid said he pay me a 5 dollars if i ate a dollar so while i was eating the dollar i relized it was my home work and i had 2 un home do it a agin and then i felt hungery so i tae it again (see more)

Someone Break in to my house and stole my homework! (see more)

My homework had a baby. Don't ask me how it happened! (see more)

I was dreming that tomorow will be sunday (see more)

Yeah, this is it

I LOST IT AND THEN I FOUND IT AND THEN I LOST IT AND THEN MY DOG ATE IT BUT HE HAD IT FOR REVENGE BEACAUSE HE ONLY ATE THE WORDS AND NOT THE MARGINS AND COOKIE AND I DON'T HAVE MY HOMEWORK BEACAUSE I HAD TO FISH IT OUTA HIS CRAP AND I WAS MISSING A PEICE AND I LIKE PIE AND... AND...
Please lemme pass.  (see more)

I had no time, The Teddy Bers invited me too a picnic. I had too go sky diving scuba diving fish eating AND I had to stoke my dog so clearly I had no time!


(I cbf basically) (see more)

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