Stupid Ways You Had ACCIDENTALLY Hurt Yourself!!

When I was younger my friends and I made a clubhouse in the woods. I had the idea to setup booby traps around the clubhouse. We dug a 4 foot hole and covered it with a tarp and threw some dirt on top of it. Next day, I fell in my own trap. Sprained my ankle and wrist. Bad thing was... I suggested we put sharp sticks in the hole... till my friend said "we don't want people to die! Just trap them!" LOL  (see more)

the couch and badly sprained my ankle! Yep, I think that makes me a bonafide couch potato! This happened 8 years ago, my ankle has never been the same! I was in so much pain I lived by myself & had to get a friend to bring over an ice pack, it was after midnight! (see more)

OK, so I was feeling really bored yesterday so I decided to paint my room. I've had the paint for it for about 6mo now, but have never gotten around to it lol. Anyways, I have this really sharp knife with 6 blades on it hanging on my wall. When I went to take it down I wasn't paying attention and I dropped it. Without thinking I tried to catch it,and I ended up catching it by the WRONG side of the blade and I cut my finger pretty deep. It's right on the knuckle so it took a while for it to stop bleeding. (see more)

well i was riding my bike to my aunts house, and i saw this dog on the side walk and i kept starring at it cuz it was a pug( my favorite dog breed) and next thing i know BAM. i hit a PARKED car LOL and i flipped over it. hahahahhahah can you say STUPID (see more)

i was sitting watching TV and chating with friends on my laptop and i had my Sai sword in my hand and i dont know why but i putted it in my mouth and kept playing with it and i had no idea why lol then i turned my face to watch TV and the sai cut me and i was bleeding so much luckly the sai wasnt Vertical or i would have killed myself and cuz its in the mouth, it healed in a month and left no scar. (see more)

Once when I was parking a car, i thought my window was down but to my surprise I realized it was up when I put my head through it.


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so after a night out with some peeps of mine this grl i liked asked me us to come to her house. after accepting her offer i ran over to my friends who were in the car. In front of the car was a bush about three feet tall i decided to jump over and heel click it. when i landed my knee dislocated and i hit the ground hard. dispite the pain i still decided to go to her place, where she begged me to dance on my one knee...not knowing i had hurt it. so i danced. the next morning i woke up not only with a hang over but also with a swollen unbendable knee. (see more)

1 time i was ridein my bike and i was lookin around and i tried the trick rideing with out any hands i ended up riding in 2 tree and a squrell bit my ear (see more)

ok i was fitin w/ my oloder bro i punched him the nuts and he through me off his top bunk and we used 2 put our bikes in r room so i hit my head on the bike screw and the screw went in my head and it scratched my skull now never fite on a top bunk and yes beleive it or not this did really happen wen i was in kindergartden (see more)

during a home restauring our kitchen was full of table and chairs.i was sent to get some tools in a room that you have to pas through the kitchen to get in.so i started walkin over desks to pass.at the end there was 2 chairs one in bad and the other in good condition.so i picked the 2nd one.guess what.it was broken ,so once i steped on it i fell breaking my arm.funny eh...well not 4 me (see more)

Okay well it was the first day of school and it was lunch and we were outside, and i decided i wanted to try to climb this tree to get on the lower part of the roof.. so patrick gave me a boost and i was climbing and got ALMOST high enough to reach the roof but i couldnt get any higher, so i was trying to reach it and i guess i reahced too far because my feet slipped and i fell and twisted my ankle, it still hurts.. then when we went inside the teacher was all curious as to why a friend was helping me walk and i wasnt about to tell him i fell trying to get on the roof so i was like ummmm... and then my friend was like 'she fell off the steps' and the teacher beleived him thank god, lol.
Not a good starting to a new school year :| (see more)

i waz ridin down my hill tryin to do tricks with my bike. i stood up on my bike seat slowly tryin 2 skatboard my bike down the hill then i look 2 the sid not paying attention and fell off my bike and slide a little on my knees down the drive way. thank god i did fall on my knees (see more)

i wuz testin out my new skate board i got in 3 grade
so i wuz holdin on my dogs leash as i sat on the skate board so he wuz pullin me... he saw a squirrel.. and lets just say my leg hasnt been the same sinc! lol (see more)

me n my friend had just finished soccer n we were swingin on the swings lol havin a shoe flingin contest when i flung my cleat up in the air n it came down hit me in the head, knocked me off my swing, n i got the wind knocked out of me ouch! (see more)

well a few years ago i was walking and i got of the curb and i broke me leg,

i had to get surgery and the bill was like $10,000 but the insurance only made me pay $2,000 :) (see more)

Ok, well three years ago i was riding my bike down this hill and i hit a ditch and I did a front flip off the bike and the peg of the bike broke my right wrist in three different places, also I have a scar under my eye on the left side of my face. The worst part other than having to carry my bike almost a mile with a broken wrist, was that I had flipped of my bike because the handlebars were backwards and my uncle decided not to tell me until after I had crashed!!! (see more)

i was 8 wen i decided itd be fun to hop out a window that was only like 5 feet down...so i jumped, and some branch out of nowhere goes into my thigh and makes a hole half way through. there was no hole in my pants and i only felt a tiny pinch but later saw the ghastly wound with no blood (just a hole!) in my thigh,, and got stitches inside and out. doctor tells me my nerves were all killed in that area so...i still cant feel much in an area of my thigh =) (see more)

Okay, my dog got away from my little sister, so of course, I had to go get him. When I finally caught up to him I had to make him sit on the driveway we were on to hook him to the leash...
Well, there was a family nearby with their kids... my dog loves kids... He decides to make a mad dash for the kids and well, I didn't exactly think to let go... (see more)

so... I have a desk right next to my bed and my dog was sleeping on my bed... I decided to give him a treat...I was too lazy to get up and give it 2 him so I leaned back in my chair and handed it to him... I then got scared because all of a sudden my other dog, juliet barked and I got frightened and fell back on my chair... I hit my head on the frame, but did not get seriously injured lol, then romeo and juliet got scared then licked my face... I l was like WTF! (see more)

i was running to my room one day and my door was partly open so i reached out and grabbed the door knob to open it more but instead of pushing i pulled so the door hit me in the face... (see more)