Funniest Pick Up Line

Today, my boyfriend gave me 13 roses and said he'd love me until the last one died. I thought it was that cheesy-romantic thing where the 13th rose was fake, and I thanked him. Turns out it wasn't, the next morning all the roses were dead. (see more)

Once at a track meet it was my turn to run but I still had my cell phone in my hands. I saw this cute girl and I handed it to her and said, "Can you hold this for me? And if you want you can put your number in it." She gave it back and I felt like a failure. (see more)