stupidest reason to be home late

Why are you home late?

me: " I don't know " (see more)

Cos i left late! (see more)

wife "why are you home late"

me" cause um um..., look denzel" (see more)

*sigh*
...I am not gonna lie to you...

*goto bed* (see more)

I was home on time i swear! but then this umm.. raccoon came out of nowhere and snatched my keys and ran off with it so i had to chase it for 4 whole hours! (see more)

a goast kidnapped me and made me play "wii" (see more)

my friends tied me to a pole on the highway (see more)

I went that way... so really I'm home early.  (see more)

hubby: Why are you home late??

me: *looks around* All my other friends get to do it!!! *storms to room* (see more)

My friend was drunk and didn't want to get caught so she drove REALLY slow, past curfew and of course illegally. - Yeah, good luck getting her parents to swallow that! And of course, it is VERY BAD. (see more)