Worst Break Up Line Ever!

Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work. (see more)

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Trash is dumped and So are you! (see more)

we were dating? (see more)

you don't deserve me, i'm too good for you.... (see more)

He grabs your hands and looks into your eyes endearingly, this has been the best summer relationship of your life, he says, "You're great in bed, but school starts tomorrow, and I can't see you anymore."
He walks away and you go to school the next day.

Hello Math teacher. (see more)

okay i have a friend and her last relashionship ended before the poor guy even knew, she already had found someone else and they where dating behind his back, she disided not to tell him and just "let the news get around to him" 4 weeks later in tinnis class her poor bf FINNALY got the news..... harshhhhhhhh (see more)

Sorry but your mom gives me more acton... (see more)

1 month anniversary (according to the girl =/) Also one day after valentines day (got her an expensive bracelet) you go to her and say
"Hey babe Im sorry but I don't think we should see each other anymore."
"Why?"
"Because I just don't think--"
"Thats right you never think (eyes tear up)"
"Listen to me. I don't love you ok. But whats your friends number. Tell her to call me." (see more)

Wow! Your friend is really hot. Can we break up, so you can put a good word in for me? We had fun, right? (see more)

See? You ain't nothing after I cut of your hair BITCH! We're so fucking over! (see more)

You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal. (see more)

You should work out and lose about 15 pounds, then you can give me a call (see more)

its you!!! now leave me alone!!! (see more)

Ive decided I like being gay better... (see more)

Sorry I can't see you anymore, my doctor says I have...err...um... lung and heart disease and I can't see anyone because it's highly contagious and can cause I black out and kidney failure! (the picture describes the woman's reaction, don't know who it is though) (see more)

Aw hell, what am I saying I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore... (see more)

You pull up on your 2 speed bike with a newspaper, and you yell "HEY!" When she looks chuck the paper at her face and say "THIS JUST IN... YOU'RE OUT" Finally, pop a wheelie and get out of there. (see more)

Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work (see more)

ok seriously, who are you? (see more)

I don't want you to be my girlfriend right now. I have 50 more waiting for their turn (see more)