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Worst Break Up Line Ever!

REAL break-up lines that have been used on YOU (or u used on someone)before! Has to be original and DONT PUT "ITS NOT ME ITS YOU" THATS SO LAME AND NO ONE USES IT ANYMORE!


total challengers: 172   
1st
Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work. (see more)
 
D1M3Z
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 951  VOTES: 42

 

2nd
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Trash is dumped and So are you! (see more)
 
ManofHonor
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 943  VOTES: 61

 

3rd
we were dating? (see more)
 
dude33369
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 1331  VOTES: 56

 

4th
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you don't deserve me, i'm too good for you.... (see more)
 
sultrywoman
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 703  VOTES: 54

 

5th
He grabs your hands and looks into your eyes endearingly, this has been the best summer relationship of your life, he says, "You're great in bed, but school starts tomorrow, and I can't see you anymore."
He walks away and you go to school the next day.

Hello Math teacher. (see more)
 
Guinivere
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 393  VOTES: 30

 

6th
okay i have a friend and her last relashionship ended before the poor guy even knew, she already had found someone else and they where dating behind his back, she disided not to tell him and just "let the news get around to him" 4 weeks later in tinnis class her poor bf FINNALY got the news..... harshhhhhhhh (see more)
 
itsCARYN
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 393  VOTES: 33

 

7th
Sorry but your mom gives me more acton... (see more)
 
BriK1212
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 388  VOTES: 35

 

8th
1 month anniversary (according to the girl =/) Also one day after valentines day (got her an expensive bracelet) you go to her and say
"Hey babe Im sorry but I don't think we should see each other anymore."
"Why?"
"Because I just don't think--"
"Thats right you never think (eyes tear up)"
"Listen to me. I don't love you ok. But whats your friends number. Tell her to call me." (see more)
 
Mayonnaise
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 415  VOTES: 39

 

9th
Wow! Your friend is really hot. Can we break up, so you can put a good word in for me? We had fun, right? (see more)
 
ShurikenNinja8
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 293  VOTES: 26

 

10th
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See? You ain't nothing after I cut of your hair BITCH! We're so fucking over! (see more)
 
vjetepete
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 323  VOTES: 30

 

11th
You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal. (see more)
 
homie1017
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 401  VOTES: 35

 

12th
You should work out and lose about 15 pounds, then you can give me a call (see more)
 
italianluv
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 270  VOTES: 28

 

13th
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its you!!! now leave me alone!!! (see more)
 
bublegum
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 309  VOTES: 32

 

14th
Ive decided I like being gay better... (see more)
 
UncleMuscles
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 550  VOTES: 50

 

15th
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Sorry I can't see you anymore, my doctor says I have...err...um... lung and heart disease and I can't see anyone because it's highly contagious and can cause I black out and kidney failure! (the picture describes the woman's reaction, don't know who it is though) (see more)
 
NavyHuskie
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 335  VOTES: 35

 

16th
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Aw hell, what am I saying I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore... (see more)
 
RedHotRenee
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 276  VOTES: 30

 

17th
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You pull up on your 2 speed bike with a newspaper, and you yell "HEY!" When she looks chuck the paper at her face and say "THIS JUST IN... YOU'RE OUT" Finally, pop a wheelie and get out of there. (see more)
 
Zachior
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 250  VOTES: 33

 

18th
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Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work (see more)
 
ohitssyd
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 130  VOTES: 19

 

19th
ok seriously, who are you? (see more)
 
lttleman999
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 422  VOTES: 32

 

20th
I don't want you to be my girlfriend right now. I have 50 more waiting for their turn (see more)
 
VaLLeJO707
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 220  VOTES: 22



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Comments

pottercrazy
pottercrazy varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Bad Breakup Lines
the lets just be friends one happened to me.
deliagurl
over 3 years ago
re: THE WORST BREAK-UP LINES!
haha thanks!i really do try :)
DarkFireriver
DarkFireriver varsity
over 3 years ago
re: PS3
actually shitty...I wasn't even trying 'cause i was bored
COURTNEYISBALLIN
over 3 years ago
ManofHonor
ManofHonor captain
over 3 years ago
re: OMG
Holy shit...thats funny lol
dude33369
dude33369 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: break up line from email
not too origanal
dude33369
dude33369 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yikes
wooh back on top thanks guys!!!!
edwin
edwin jv
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHA, id do it.
lol. gotcha..
COURTNEYISBALLIN
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHA, id do it.
Hahahah i would to, but you gotta to what you gotta do =)
edwin
edwin jv
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHA, id do it.
For sure. i'd have the "wtf" look though. if someone said that to me. lol but nice.
COURTNEYISBALLIN
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHA, id do it.
I know hah, well its better then lying and being all like oh its me not you bullshit.
edwin
edwin jv
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHA, id do it.
lol yiiiiikes. that's a terrible way to break up with someone..but i'd do it too.
Fredrockforgens65
over 3 years ago
re: worst Pick up line
do you like kids and rasing them
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