Best Yo Momma joke

Yo Momma's so fat that when she floated in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land (see more)

Yo Momma so fat that when she saw your bus she chased it yelling come back twinky (see more)

Yo mama is so fat the picture you took of her last Easter is still printing. (see more)

Yo mama so fat when she went to nofrill the name changed to no food xD (see more)