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the best yo mama joke

this competion shows how good you are at yo mama jokes no rules


total challengers: 16   
1st
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl (see more)
 
Nicastro
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
your mama is so stupid that when she stops at a stop sign she waits for it to say go (see more)
 
meows
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 81  VOTES: 5

 

3rd
yo mama is so fat dora can't even explore her (see more)
 
meows
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 86  VOTES: 5

 

4th
Yer Mom is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost . (see more)
 
KatakarimotoDUH
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 46  VOTES: 3

 

5th
yo mommy is so fat that when she goes on the moon it breaks into little peices (see more)
 
joshz97
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 69  VOTES: 3

 

6th
your mom is so stupid that when she puts make up on she puts it on her head just to make up her mind (see more)
 
meows
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 39  VOTES: 3

 

7th
yo mama is so fat that when she get her mail she has to go in the whole truck oh yeah she cant fit in the truck (see more)
 
joshz97
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 3

 

8th
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up (see more)
 
blazay1
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 61  VOTES: 3

 

9th
Yo mama is so fat she taller lying down!!! (see more)
 
MaDi13
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 25  VOTES: 2

 

10th
Yo mammas so fat she played pool with the planets. (see more)
 
Spice
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 37  VOTES: 2

 

11th
i got two jokes-
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips & Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
 (see more)
 
coolj300
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 36  VOTES: 2

 

12th
yo mama so stupid that wene she sat on bateres she said I got the power (see more)
 
dukey2669
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 19  VOTES: 0

 

13th
yo mamma is so dumb she had you (see more)
 
jt5419
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 46  VOTES: 2

 

14th
yo mama is so short when she jumps off the curb she commiits suicide (see more)
 
meows
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 36  VOTES: 1

 

15th
Yo mama so hairy the only language he speak, is wookie. (see more)
 
jojanko
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 2

 

16th
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it (see more)
 
MaDi13
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 19  VOTES: 2





Comments

blazay1
blazay1 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: the best yo mama joke
5555 dis is toooo funny
meows
meows all-city
over 3 years ago
re: yo mommy
this yo mama joke freaking sucks man learn new ones!!!
joshz97
joshz97 all-city
over 3 years ago
re: yo mama
yeah i did
blazay1
blazay1 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: yo mama
lol u made that up right
 
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IBY Awards (2)

“ROFLCOPTER”
— sam_steps awarded bst yo mama
over 3 years ago
“for bein original”
— blazay1 awarded yo mama
over 3 years ago