Three Canadians are walking down the beach, (one is from the maritimes, the other is from Ontario, and the last is from Quebec) the one from Ontario finds a magic lamp, and they each get one wish.
Canadian from the maritimes: "I wish for there to be more fish in the water to support our economy."
Genie: "It is done."
Canadian from Quebac: "Since the rest of Canada doesn't like us French folk, I wish there to be a wall all around Quebec so no other canadians can get in!!!"
Genie: "As you wish."
The Canadian from Ontario: "Hey Genie, about this wall around Quebec, no one can get in or OUT of it, right?"
The Canadian from Ontario: "I wish that Quebec was filled with water!!!" (see more)