Names that shouldn't be together!

Jennifer and Tahlia
you'd say Jennifer in short, Jenny
now you have to promise me, you'd say this along, with a LOUD VOICE!! ;

(say it as if you're calling them to come to you!)


jenny-TAHLIA!!

LOL im immature. sorry :-) (see more)

sergej

sir - gay :D (see more)

Who can give the following name for their child? I never want to hear it! :D

HUGH JASS

-huge-ass (see more)

O. Schnapp
I just think its sort of funny (see more)

Don Keables

( Donkey Balls ) (see more)

When I was a waiter, I once waited on a gentleman who paid with his credit card.

The name on the card:

Mr. Harold Woodcock.

Overlooking the typical laughs that 'Harry Woodcock' usually inspires, I went for more.

When I returned his card, I said to him:

"You know, sir - a lot of last names were created based on the profession of the person (or where they were from/who's son they were.) For instance, there are a lot of Petersons and Jeffersons. There are a lot of 'de/di _____s'. There are a lot of Millers and Ta(y)lors and Smiths, because there were a lot of millers, tailors, and smiths.

I wonder what your ancestors were known for, Mr. Woodcock?"

He laughed and tipped me quite handsomely. (see more)

I worked with a guy named Fred Case who told me he thought of naming his son Justin.

Justin Case

Just-in-case (see more)

Amanda Lynn

a mandolin (see more)

Heywood Jablome
Hugh Jacoc
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Janus
Connie Lingus
Kraven Moorehed
Shi Ton Mi
Saul Good
Mike Okslonger
Dick Gozinya
Dixie Normus
Dixie Rect
Moe Lester
Harry P. Nass
Phil Uranus
Gabe Uttsecks
Maya Sole
Jenny Tulls
Mike Hunt
Jack Mehoff
Mike Hawk
Richard Ulickey (Friend's coworker... whats the nickname for richard, hrmm? ;])
Dick Hertz (Alright, attention class... theres a new name on this list. Anyone know who' s Dick Hertz?)
Master Bates
Harry Wang
Seymore Buts
York Hunt
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Justin Time

just-in-time (see more)

Mike hAwk
my friend thought of it, he was like, it's mike hawk's birthday! u have to say it aloud a couple times...  (see more)

PAT MCCROTCH (see more)

Dick Fitzwell

i swear to god this was a guys name who came to my work and used his credit card and when i checked his id i almost lost it, it hurt not to laugh at this guy. (see more)

***PETER FILE*** This is the name of my sister's boyfriend's friend! LOL. Say it fast! Poor little guy. lool^^ (see more)

Drew Peacock

(Droopy cock) (see more)

Me brother actually had a friend in mid school named Long Dong (see more)

i actually knew a guy who's name was
Jack Meoff

poor guy (see more)

during international week, ppl would mess wit teachers. during lunch teachers would ask a question and whoever participated put their name and answer onto a lil card

one winner went by the name:
Mike Hunt


LOLOLOLOL, teacher was oblivious to why everyone was laughing (see more)

Okay so this is one of my friends name

Billy Weinnie


What the crap haha  (see more)

Ben Dover
and
Allen Coholic (the nickname for Allen is Al. hehe..) (see more)