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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock jokes only. Find the one that makes sense! Hopefully, no repeats!


total challengers: 18   
1st
Knock Knock
Who's There
Jason
Oh Come On In
*Door Opens*
*Jason Slaps Person In Face And Runs* (see more)
 
JasonSlapsYou
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 103  VOTES: 9

 

2nd
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake! (see more)
 
Kaaylaa
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 116  VOTES: 4

 

3rd
knock knock?

whos there?

nobody

nobody who?

*silence*...

LOL

its from the pursuit of happiness :P (see more)
 
nyssax3
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 86  VOTES: 4

 

4th
knock knock
whos there?
interrupting cow
interrupti-
MOOOO (see more)
 
matreksboi
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 179  VOTES: 15

 

5th
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Your there

All always be here. (see more)
 
MegaC00kie
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 102  VOTES: 3

 

6th
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
 (see more)
 
Kaaylaa
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 150  VOTES: 7

 

7th
Knock Knock
-Who's there?
Who
-Who who
An Owl! XD (see more)
 
strano28
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 108  VOTES: 10

 

8th
Knock Knock
Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Dont cry its only a knock knock joke!!?!?!?@

 (see more)
 
joeym333
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 136  VOTES: 10

 

9th
Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Me, because i'll always be there for you..."

*Awkward*

hehe i thought it was funny... (see more)
 
NotInZeeEyess
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 87  VOTES: 4

 

10th
This is the first Knock, Knock Joke I ever made up.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Brains (see more)
 
DaveO1919
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 3

 

11th
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm bah
I'm bah who?

HAHAHAH! If you're filipino you'll know! (see more)
 
Kaaylaa
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 112  VOTES: 6

 

12th
knock knock

who's there?

Theodore

Theodore who?

Theodore is stuck and it won't open!


 (see more)
 
darn808pinoy
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 6

 

13th
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome! (see more)
 
darn808pinoy
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 109  VOTES: 6

 

14th
Knock Knock.

Who's There ?

You.

You Who ?

Oh I Love That Drink.

( I just made this up )  (see more)
 
hilarioustuff
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 6

 

15th
Knock Knock,





who is there?





me! I kill you! (see more)
 
gotsaed
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 81  VOTES: 5

 

16th
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease. (see more)
 
rgandhi3
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 4

 

17th
*Knock knock*



Who's there?


Little old lady.


Little old lady who?


Stop yodeling and answer the door. (see more)
 
TehSexyBeast
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 60  VOTES: 4

 

18th
knock knock

who's there?

Yoda

Yoda who?

Yoda leh hee whooooo (see more)
 
uneese
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 59  VOTES: 2





Comments

Randomguy87392
over 3 years ago
uneese
uneese varsity
over 3 years ago
re: yoda
yessss =P
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: yoda
omh haha xD
strano28
strano28 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Owl
thanks!
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Homo Knock
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: knock!!!
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: knock!
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Helloo
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Knockk!
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Owl
5
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
ivan_komar
ivan_komar all-star
over 3 years ago
re: cow
5
NenaStar_baby
over 3 years ago
re: cow
LMAO!
MutMut
MutMut franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Helloo
lmao coooool
hilarioustuff
hilarioustuff all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Knock Knock
lol. i love yohoo
aejoso
aejoso all-city
over 3 years ago
re: knock!
Thats the best! Jeff is a comic genius :)
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Knock Knock
HAHAHA I want some Yoohoo now haha
 
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IBY Awards (6)

“Funneh”
— Randomguy87392 awarded Mah knock knock joke
over 3 years ago
“funny”
— darn808pinoy awarded yoda
over 3 years ago
“nocturnal! =)”
— kata_juat awarded Owl
over 3 years ago