if you had to give you ex a present

i would give him some balls, since he didn't have any.
someone needed to grow some!! HA!

and maybe laugh at him :D (see more)

I would give him all his love letters to me and all our pictures together and everything he gave me so he could always remember how happy we were and what we had before he left me twice for thai girls. :) (see more)

I'd give her back the key to her heart. Literally. I remember I was at her house one day, when she showed me this heart shaped lock. She had 2 keys, and gave me one. The one she had got lost, so I still have the key to her heart. I need to get that back to her... (see more)

well i would have to say a presentable empty box... (see more)

I would give my Ex a big fat punch to the face... come on, you dont abandon you kids you fat whore... ... geezzz... (see more)

I hope you like it, its especially for you! (see more)

if I would give her anything... i would give her my love again...if she would take it back :( (see more)

i'd give her a list of all the shit i want back. and one hard boiled egg w/out salt. : ) (see more)

I got you something babe... rememeber when you said you needed space?...well I got you an Island! Now you can go bitch about me and play with yourself with lots of space!!! meanwhile I be with my millions of dollars...Guess u shouldn't have dumped after all! well good luck! (see more)

I would give her PMS medication!! Shes allways such a bi%ch no matter what i do!  (see more)

I would give her a picture of her boyfriend having gay sex because she cheated on me with him (see more)

i would give my ex a straight jacket 0.o that bitch was crazy she threatened to stab me WTF ahah :P sad part is that its not the first time a girl threatened me cuz i broke up with her aha  (see more)

that reads:

Dear hac,
(And all she can see is a stain where i spit a loogey on the letter.)

-enjoy-

haha (see more)

okay... maybe that's a little mean. but he wasn't very nice to begin with! (see more)

lol, cause he always wore thongs. and i hate it when guys wear thongs. weirdly enough its a turn off. LOL. (see more)

I would put Micheal Jackson in a box and i would wrap the box and put a red bow on it!

P.S. MJ would be wearing a THONG! (see more)

I'd give her an 18" black plastic dildo and tell her to go f**k herself! (see more)

i would send my ex a bunch of black roses cut up into little tiny shreds :). (see more)

Uhm i would give him a hug cause i didnt have to buy him anything... and itss worth 5 seconds of my time. (see more)

Picture says it all!  (see more)