Steven Slater: What's YOUR Grand Exit Fantasy?

I have been sitting, like 9am - 10pm everyday in this.. this.. shit hole 'cubicle'.. I would not scream, but to burn the whole building down and leave this forsaken place for good; go to some remote island where you could start over and build your own island and party all day long with IBYERS... LOL :D :D woo hooo... whadaya think guys!.. an escape to dkaeboy island.. sounds cool... :D  (see more)

The next time I get stuck in traffic on the way to work (seriously, it takes 30 minutes to go 7 miles), imma gonna scream at the top of my lungs, fling my cellphone and laptop onto the ground and then climb onto the cars behind me and start walking on top of them back towards home (while screaming), after which, when I arrive at home, I shall lay out and sip margaritas all day. (see more)

I'm starting my senior year of high school pretty soon so when (and trust me it will come soon) I get bored I will storm outta there! First by yelling "Shut Up" really loud in front of my classmates and the teacher, I'll flip over my desk, toss all of my papers around. write "poop" on the whiteboard then leave gracefully. (see more)

Tomorrow I have a photoshoot, And if I get frustrated while taking the pictures, I will jump up and down and cry like a baby and throw my shoes at the photographer and say " I WANT MY MOMMY!" then get up , wipe away my tears and pose really cute for a picture and act like nothing happen  (see more)