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Best, Funny, Cheesy Pick Up Lines

What are the best pick up lines you have heard? Whether they are cute, cheesy, or stupid, what pick up lines caught your attention?


total challengers: 29   
1st
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Do you know anything about pies because youre making my banana cream ;) (see more)
 
aperkins174
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 246  VOTES: 16

 

2nd
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (see more)
 
showboathundley
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 127  VOTES: 4

 

3rd
Nice shoes, let's fuck (see more)
 
mlb8574
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 143  VOTES: 8

 

4th
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. (see more)
 
miss_cari
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 216  VOTES: 13

 

5th
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Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.......................

This one is pretty over the top. Doubt it has ever worked! (see more)
 
Liv24
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 247  VOTES: 12

 

6th
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. (see more)
 
Liv24
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 231  VOTES: 11

 

7th
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Excuse me, can you please empty your pockets... I think you've stolen my heart (see more)
 
mR_BeST
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 201  VOTES: 8

 

8th
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Roses are Blue,
Violets are Red,
I'm not good with Colours,
But you should see me in Bed. (see more)
 
Manfredino1989
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 251  VOTES: 13

 

9th
so how do you like your eggs? over easy or fertilized? (see more)
 
LadyAurora1013
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 181  VOTES: 5

 

10th
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.  (see more)
 
aperkins174
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 232  VOTES: 10

 

11th
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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous (see more)
 
aperkins174
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 211  VOTES: 8

 

12th
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle, I'll give you a dime to take your time. (see more)
 
twilighter3395
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 194  VOTES: 4

 

13th
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Are you a chicken farmer? Because you're raising my cock. (see more)
 
mR_BeST
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 197  VOTES: 4

 

14th
You: Hey what kind of bees make milk? Girl: I don't know what kind? You: BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEES (see more)
 
GRANT9394
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 138  VOTES: 5

 

15th
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on your chest I'd be cumming too (see more)
 
Kortney_CoUnTrYcHiCk
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 176  VOTES: 5

 

16th
Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware. (see more)
 
majorpackerfan
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 160  VOTES: 5

 

17th
I think i'm lost, can you give me directions to your place (see more)
 
KevJack
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 5

 

18th
Did you just fart,cause you just blew me away. (see more)
 
xWishUponaStar83
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 167  VOTES: 9

 

19th
do you believe in love at first site or shuld i walk by again (see more)
 
blakeman777
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 136  VOTES: 4

 

20th
They call me ____, but you can call me tonight ;) (see more)
 
sitdown
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 122  VOTES: 3



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G3ckO
G3ckO all-state
about 1 year ago
re: One of the best pick up lines ever
Hehe, yeah that's great indeed
xWishUponaStar83
about 1 year ago
re: One of the best pick up lines ever
Never heard of this one,but this is my favorite pickup line now.
 
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