LOL Jokes

three men are deserted on an island and discover a tribe they say to me then men do u want death or hujibowa and the men choose hujibowa then they are told to collect 9 of the same fruit. so then men set off to find their fruit. the first man comes back with mangos and he is told to shove them up the ass without laughing or he dies he gets to 3 and bursts out laughin and he is killed. the second comes back with grapes he gets to nine but cracks up. the tribe asks why u crack up this should be easy. the man says the third guy is gettin pineapples!!! (see more)

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' (see more)