You got kicked out of where!?

HA, I got kicked out of the McDonalds Drive through because my friends and I were drunk.
"Thank you for choosing McDonalds, will you please wait?",
"NO", I said jokingly,
"Excuse me?" she said,
"why the f*ck do I have to wait? Ive been in line for like an hour",I said,
(some jack ass gets on the speaker),
"Sir, did you just curse at my employee?",
"uh... no?",
"Im sorry sir, but Im going to have to ask you to leave, we wont serve you"...
So we went to perkins and gave that waitress shit... we tipped her like $50 tho... (see more)

Okay so my friends and i go to a ball game. paint our team on our chests in this case " JAYS" and get to our seats. When we sit my buddy brings out the Jack Daniels and starts slugging it back, mean while security was looking at him the whole time. We got kicked out promptly. Then we go buy some nose bleeds and come back in. So at around the top of the 8th, we have our shirts off again cheering and we get put onto the jumbo-tron. So were dancing, and end up being on the thing for like 30 seconds. Instantly security came up with the police and tried to book us. One of my friends and myself got away. 2 house later we receive a phone call, and apparently my other friend gave the police a fake name, and the fake name was a registered sex offender. So my buddy went to jail for the night, and we look back and laugh today. Sorry for length, it had to be said. (see more)

Me and my friend were riding the bikes in walmart around and my friend accidently hit the Big bouncy ball holder it fell and everything in it came out like 20 balls and then we got kicked out (see more)

i was browsing the candy in mac's milk one day with a couple of close friends and the owner of this mac's milk was struggling to get in the door, shes a large woman and she was on crutches, i go over to her and make a move to hold the door open and she snaps at me 'get away from me you stupid kid! i can do it myself' so i said 'fine' and walked away back to my candy browsing, a couple of minutes later she tells us from behind the counter 'i saw u steal that! get out of my store or i'll call the cops!' and none of us stole anything! i was like...omg!!
we're really good kids, never skip school, always do hmwrk, dont mouth off to pple and stuff like that, so when she accused us of stealing we were like 'woah!! back off!' and we left the store. that was almost 2 years ago. i haven't been back since (see more)

I got kicked out of a titty bar because I was coming on to one of the girls and would not stop grabbing her- it was ok, she used to be a HE and I knew HIM/her and was playing around...two big guys escorted me to the door- what? I tip well! (see more)

I was at our local sports authority store, when my friends and I decided to play truth or dare hide and seek. If you were found you had to do a truth or dare. Being the queen of dares, I picked dare. I had to pants every mannequin in the store! I ripped off the tops of the ones that had no pants! The manager came out and lectured us. Then laughing hysterically, we had to put all the clothes back on the mannequins and we had to apologize to the mannequin. We didn't even officially get kicked out until my friend called one of the mannequins the manager's name (Alex), and told him he had a tiny penis....eh hem....well...u know....anyways the guy told him HE should have (see more)

When I was 13, I had to go to Hobby lobby with my mom and I had a friend with me. We were just walking around waiting for my mom when we wanted something to do, so we looked around and found a giant stuffed toy of Uncle Sam. It was great cause we started hitting each other with it and knocking stuff over then running. They never found out about it though. Then when we got bored of that we just went up front and sat in the furniture and we moved to other chairs a few times, and guess what? They kicked us out cause we were "tearing up the furniture." ... Pansies (see more)

ok so me nd my friend were at wal mart and we were super bored so we thought of something to do. So we decided to run around the store in dresses. They were laughing their ass off because of us until we started to party boy some of the other customers thats when they told us to get out (see more)

I was kicked out of a bowling alley for seeing how fast I could throw the 6 pounder. I guess it didn't help when the guy asked me if I had respect for the game and I said "No." (see more)

welll some dude was yellin at me to hurry up (some random dude who i didnt even know) so i told him to shut up and that id tip the thing, so he could not even go, well he kept yellin so i tiped it from the inside. i got kicked out of the place (see more)

me and my friend went to dollar general a couple of streets from my house. he skated there with roller blades and went in.
(im not sure why but he wasnt wearing a shirt)
and he had no shoes because he was skateing.

we didnt read the signs so he walks in goes like looking all around and we both get kicked out for 3 months we come back later that day and he brings his roller skates again.

well alot of stuff happens cause they kicked us out again first so he puts back on his skates in one of the ailes
and starts skateing threw the store.

he got kicked out for ever and now have him on a poster in the store by the door lol (see more)

the tequila shots were going down like water that night. i wasnt the best man (bullshit). i got so drunk i grabbed the microphone and started beat boxin.. ha. then fell into an old lady and knocked her down.. and my brother had me taken outside to a cab while it was raining. i got booted from my brothers wedding (see more)

I was kicked out of a community play, because i thought it would be funny if i just randomly went out on stage and did a shirtless truflle-shuffle, and sercurity was all over me. good thing i was wearing a Dick Cheney mask! (see more)

ok, well once i=I was at a mini golf place right by my house and I was trying to see how far I could hit a golf ball until I hit someone in the head with the golf ball. they kicked me out  (see more)

so i was with my friends on H-E-B and out of H-E-B theres a lot of stores and one of my friends say: lets go to the magazine store so we went and we was watching the magazines and i suddenly i saw a magazine and said : free mega poster of frank iero(from mcr) and i starti to scream cause i LOOVEEEEE frank iero and my friends star laughing and the owner tell us if dont wanna buy something shut up and get out and we was like .__. ok and pay the magazines and get out xD  (see more)

My cousins twin brother had just passed away and we had been upset and crying the whole week before, so when we finally got to the well "viewing" I guess, we were standing around talking about the people that had recently passed away in our family, we managed to get out "and then we barried auntie Betty..." when my best friend just suddenly burst out laughing... so then we all started laughing... and my family was giving us dirty looks... so we got asked to leave the funeral home... including the twin sister of the brother that died!! When we got outside we asked my friend what was so funny... and she's like "well I hope she was dead first..." lol (see more)

I ogt kicked out of a pool because me and my friends were jumping off the diving board and pretending to drown and one of us woukd dive into the pool to save us. we did this 3 times and the lifegaurd kicked us out for going in the deep end when not allowed. i thought we were gonna get kicked out for fake drowning but we werent. It was very wierd (see more)

i got kicked out of JcPenny's because i pushed all the racks of clothes together. and then i melted shoelaces together. as well as changed some of the manicans clothes. and mixed up the beds.

i still wonder how no one caught me sooner. (see more)

Ive been kicked out of my school library many times.

the first time i had a cold and i sneezed twice and the librarian said i was distracting people so i got kicked out.

but the best time was when me and my mate were doing accents and i did my indian one and the librarian came around the corner to tell us to be quite but she thought that two white chick wouldn't have indian accents so she went away and this happened about 5 times before she realized it was me and she started yelling and sent me to the principle and of course i acted innocent and i got away with it in the end ;) (see more)

so last year my entire intramural flag football team got suspended because after our playoff loss one of our players completely snapped and went off cussing at the refs and the other team hardcore. then he just went and left and none of us would give them his name so the entire team got suspended from all intramurals and had to talk to the head of intramurals to get reinstated. (see more)