Awkward Moment

jus say something random
like this:

(filipino accent)
"oh meestur parmer, your cow aes broken"

haha it'll get a laugh mayb o.O but its something (see more)

So when an awkwrad silence appears I do this:

"AWKWARD TURTLE"

I put my 2 hands together one ontop of the other and move my 2 thumbs like a turtle moving its legs and say "AWKWARD TURTLE."

Hey at least it breaks the awkward silence okay! so dont laugh!  (see more)

So how about them Raptors! (see more)

I'll ususally start talking about something like "Crap, there's a test next week." or say "My name is Miachael J. Caboose and I hate babies." in which case my friends will roll their eyes or look at me like the weirdo I am. (see more)

I would jus say it str8,

Why is there silence all of a sudden? LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!!! (see more)