Worst Experience with a Duck

Ok, now some of you may not believe this story but its true. My aunt lives in Coral Springs Florida, so I took a nap out by the pool. When i woke up, I saw the funniest thing. Two Ducks, um, having sex. I didn't know what to do, so I just said, NICE!! get that DUCK! I really didnt need to see that after a fn nap.  (see more)

So a group of friends and I are walking in a park in our town, right after riding the park's carousel. So we walking and laughing and joking around, chasing ducks and there is some construction on a fountain going on, so we walk past the fountain and next thing I know, I feel something wet and black/greenish on my arm! THE DUCK POOPED ON ME! I screamed and wiped it on my friend haha who then stuck his arm in the fountain. I was mad but it was reallllllly funny (see more)

So there are these 2 guys and one of them are making front of these ducks so one of them goes and hits them with a rock. The duck made loud sound so then 20ducks comeflying down to the ground. The 2guys start running cuz 20 more ducks came the ducks started getting closer 2 the 2 guys and the 2 guys fell into the lake. Then all of the people laughed at them. Except me maybe a little bit though but they also fell in white duck shit. (see more)