They said WHAAAAAT??

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children]. (see more)

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger  (see more)

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." --- Britney Spears

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"You have let that retarded cowboy figure be President for eight years,why not let someone else have a go?" - Russel Brand [He said it recently at the MTV Video Music Awards] (see more)

"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea."
-Jessica Simpson (see more)

WOW!!! my book just made top ten on the new york journals best sellers list?!?!?....... whats the new york journal?... is it good? (see more)

Bush: the daughter of a senator i know is a nice texas girl, just like me

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i believe we should lower the age for juvenilles to have guns (see more)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields (see more)

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. (see more)

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush  (see more)

Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada" (see more)

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.  (see more)

President Bush, "I believe, that human beings, and fish, can co-exist peacefully" (see more)

"whats wall-mart?do sell stuff for walls?" (see more)

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. (see more)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears (see more)

I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote. No, they all have to give up their vote, not just, you know, the lady clapping and me. The problem with women voting -- and your Communists will back me up on this -- is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care."
-- Ann Coulter, Politically Incorrect, Feb. 26, 2001
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" So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? " - Christina Aguilera (see more)

Britney Spears:" I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that. "

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Following a trip to Greece, Shaquille O'Neal was asked whether he had visited the Parthenon. "I can't really remember," Shaq replied, "... the names of the clubs that we went to."
Also:
"Kobe tell me how my ass taste?" -- Shaq during a freestyle rap. LOL (see more)