10 Signs that You're a Filipino

1. I think that Vicks works wonders. I take it with me everywhere I go.
2. I use my lips when I want to point something and too lazy to use my hands.
3. I can easily pick up or reach something with my foot cause I’m too lazy to use my hands.
4. ALWAYS Pasalubong no matter where you came from (Hence the birth of balikbayan boxes).
5. I am still superstitious. I say tabi-tabi po where there are gardens, soil,shrubs, bushes, trees
6. I always refer my middle name as my Mom’s Maiden name. (What else is the real MIDDLE NAME)
7. I am 30 years old and still live with my mom. (Hell, she has a maids who do laundry & iron my clothes, cook food. What more could I ask for?)
8. I have a sculpture of Catholic Jesus Christ in my room and a rosary with me most of the time.
9. When they featured PATIS and BALOT in FEAR FACTOR, I WOULD HAVE WON THAT MANY TIMES OVER.
10. For other Pinoys, a kid’s name is normally a combo of their parent's name: Jonalyn's parents are Jonathan and Rosalyn (see more)

1) When you go out somewhere and your mom doesn't know where you went, the first thing she'll do when you get back is ask where you went, who you went with, why you went, how you got there, and then a million other non related questions.
2) You and/or your parents force your guests to eat.
3) You respond to someone opening a can of soda at the possibility someone might be going "Pssst!"
4) If you see "hoy" in a Spanish book, you are automatically inclined to turn the the nearest Filipino next to you and point it out.
5) There's a bigass wooden fork and spoon on your wall.
6) If you have carpet in your hallway, chances are, there's floor runners on them.
7) You at least have one Tito Boy and a Tita Baby.
8) Some of the peoples names in your family have something to do with one of their grandparents.
9) The first thing you do when you wake up is turn off your alarm and say "5 more minutes." Then you wake up a half hour later and say "Aye shiet."
10) You have patis in your house. (see more)

1) All of your relatives live in ONE BIG HOUSE!
2) Colors of your house DON'T MATCH! ! ! !
3) PANCY PENSE around your house!
4) Your whole house smells like FISH when cooking it!
5) Playing card games like PIPITO or PAIYUT!
6) ALWAYS GAMBLING on card games (Def. chicken fight)!
7) Getting clothes you don't use anymore & PAOET to you relatives in the Phillipines!
8) When you talk in Filipino, it takes a long time tooooooooooooooooooooo answer!
9) WE LOVE BASKETBALL! ! ! !
10) When you say Pssst, EVERY Filipino looks! ! ! ! (see more)

1. You have karaoke in your house.
2. You always offer food to your visitors.
3. You go to department stores and try bargain with the price
4. You kiss relatives on the cheek when you enter the room
5. You have a Last Supper quilt tacked on your dining wall.
6. You say 'hoy' to get someone's attention.
7. You wash and reuse disposable styroFoam cups, forks and spoons and of course, aluminum wrapper.
8. You eat rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
9. You don't want to eat the last piece of food on the plate, but offer it to others.
10. You nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino.  (see more)

1. You eat under-developed duck eggs. (Balut)
2. You use shopping bags as garbage bags.
3. You say "bitch" when you meant "beach".
4. You put up your knee while eating. (so true)
5. You say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino.
6. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
7. You hate to waste food.... Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
9. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
10. You always leave your shoes at the door. (see more)

1. I can do anything in tsinelas (flip flops).
2. Yellow lights in traffic mean "go paster."
3. I have several uncles and aunties who I'm not really related to.
4. My sister is a "nars."
5. I dip bread in my coffee.
6. I use my fingers to measure the water when I cook rice.
7. My grocery bags hold garbage.
8. I own a rice cooker (used to have a dispenser, but I can't find them where I live).
9. I leave my shoes by the door.
10. My mom sends money to my lola in the Phillipines. (see more)

#11 you should watch Manny Pauiao's fights (see more)

they're not that good... just wrote what's in my head :)

1. you eat everything with ketchup
2. whenever you vacation somewhere and there's not many filipinos... you act surprised when you see one. omg look its a filipino like us!
3. you ask very personal questions to people you just met. "how much you make?"
4. you dip bread in your coffee
5. your grandparents smell like salonpas or tigerbalm
6. whenever you have tummy ache you rube manzanilla oil on your belly.
7. you have at least one person in your family who's a nurse.
8. you have a really nice rice cooker you only use when you have a party.
9. you only eat eggplant or spam... if they are dipped in egg and fried.
10. theres lumpia wrapper in your freezer

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1. when you're eating, you talk with your eyebrows.
2. you talk with ur eyeborws when your not eating
3. you have an alter in your house somewhere
4. you eat rice RELIGIOUSLY. and i mean RELIGOUSLY
5. you yell when you talk on the phone
6. you have TFC on your TV, and you watch wowowee, game knb, and various filipino soap operas [bituing walang nining when it was still on]
7. it sound like a riot when you're hacing a family party
8. you know what jolibee is
9. you know what halo-halo is
10. you'vce eaten numbers 9 and 10 (see more)