Best Homework excuse

ummm.. well.. u see...my dog.. no wait...my lil brother lost his blanket.. so he used my worksheet.. and he kinda isnt potty trained.. so he ummmm.. had an accident..yea.. thats wat happened. (see more)

You see..... we kinda ran out of toilet paper and.... (see more)

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked. (see more)

I'm poor, so it was either I eat it, or die of starvation. (see more)

well miss, see i saw this programme on the enviroment last night, and it turns out its in real trouble. i am trying to save the world here so if you give me some recycled paper to write the essay on i'll happily do it if not then i'm sorry but you cant punish me for the way i want to live my life

she gave me 2 weeks worth of detentions, but it was kinda worth it just to see her getting more angry as i went on (see more)

well,i was about to do it,wen my .....friend came by.nd on my way to uhh.......greet him,i got .....locked out my house,nd it was freezing out,so we had to ....burn it for warmth? (see more)

My bird ate it  (see more)

What we had homework?
OMG i'm sorry i totally forgot,
how about i turn it in tomorrow?
;) (see more)

umm...you see m'am, i had to go to the ER cuz my grandmother passed out. : ( (see more)

This is the oldest one in the book "The dog ate it" (see more)

You see Mr.Whittaker we are a poor family and well my brother was sick lat night and i needed something to wash him up with!!! (see more)

i was walking home from school and i was taking the shortcut thrue the woods and a pack of wolves ate my homework and took me away to Narnia.....so now i live with these 3 anoying kids and these 2 bitchy beavers who never shut up.......










HELP MEEEEE!!!!!! (see more)

SuckerMG were is ur Homework
well...

you see Mr.Martinez I did get my homework but... Yesturday i went to the doctors then i saw my fave singer at the doctores to. So i got to talk with her. but then tragedy happend when aliens came and took her away. so i went to go rent a rocket ship to go save her. But the aliens attaked me and they put me in alien prison so i got out with my musculer hands and saved the awsome famous person we went to my place for some milk and cookies. she gave me tickets to her concert. So then it was already 12 o'clock. so i went to bed

Mr.MArtinez well SuckerMG u get a A++ for telling the truth. (see more)

"My right lung partially collapsed, and I was ordered to stay on bed rest for the entire week. I'm so sorry that I was physically unable to do my homework." (see more)

monday me:you never gave me one

teacher:oh here you go

tuesday me:when i was walking home to school it fell in the street and got riped

teacher:oh here you go

wesnday me : i was doing it then my sister used it as a napking

teacher:oh here you go

thrusday me:well we were having diner and my mom burned it by accenit

teacher :oh here you go


friday end of the school day

teacher:beatrice give me you homwork tomorw

me:sorry teach no homwork or school tomorow  (see more)