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Best Homework excuse

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total challengers: 15   
1st
ummm.. well.. u see...my dog.. no wait...my lil brother lost his blanket.. so he used my worksheet.. and he kinda isnt potty trained.. so he ummmm.. had an accident..yea.. thats wat happened. (see more)
 
crazyQ031296
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 9

 

2nd
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You see..... we kinda ran out of toilet paper and.... (see more)
 
skilletbiskit
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 85  VOTES: 10

 

3rd
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked. (see more)
 
NadiaFareeda
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 5

 

4th
I'm poor, so it was either I eat it, or die of starvation. (see more)
 
cransparks
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 55  VOTES: 5

 

5th
well miss, see i saw this programme on the enviroment last night, and it turns out its in real trouble. i am trying to save the world here so if you give me some recycled paper to write the essay on i'll happily do it if not then i'm sorry but you cant punish me for the way i want to live my life

she gave me 2 weeks worth of detentions, but it was kinda worth it just to see her getting more angry as i went on (see more)
 
mysterious_girl
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 31  VOTES: 3

 

6th
well,i was about to do it,wen my .....friend came by.nd on my way to uhh.......greet him,i got .....locked out my house,nd it was freezing out,so we had to ....burn it for warmth? (see more)
 
zomby
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 44  VOTES: 6

 

7th
My bird ate it  (see more)
 
hrabba24
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 61  VOTES: 6

 

8th
What we had homework?
OMG i'm sorry i totally forgot,
how about i turn it in tomorrow?
;) (see more)
 
likwWOAHmarinna
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 7

 

9th
umm...you see m'am, i had to go to the ER cuz my grandmother passed out. : ( (see more)
 
bigboss
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 48  VOTES: 5

 

10th
This is the oldest one in the book "The dog ate it" (see more)
 
2CUTE4U66778
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 55  VOTES: 7

 

11th
You see Mr.Whittaker we are a poor family and well my brother was sick lat night and i needed something to wash him up with!!! (see more)
 
2CUTE4U66778
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 22  VOTES: 1

 

12th
i was walking home from school and i was taking the shortcut thrue the woods and a pack of wolves ate my homework and took me away to Narnia.....so now i live with these 3 anoying kids and these 2 bitchy beavers who never shut up.......










HELP MEEEEE!!!!!! (see more)
 
Ir0nMaidenFan666
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 24  VOTES: 2

 

13th
SuckerMG were is ur Homework
well...

you see Mr.Martinez I did get my homework but... Yesturday i went to the doctors then i saw my fave singer at the doctores to. So i got to talk with her. but then tragedy happend when aliens came and took her away. so i went to go rent a rocket ship to go save her. But the aliens attaked me and they put me in alien prison so i got out with my musculer hands and saved the awsome famous person we went to my place for some milk and cookies. she gave me tickets to her concert. So then it was already 12 o'clock. so i went to bed

Mr.MArtinez well SuckerMG u get a A++ for telling the truth. (see more)
 
SuckerMG
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 32  VOTES: 2

 

14th
"My right lung partially collapsed, and I was ordered to stay on bed rest for the entire week. I'm so sorry that I was physically unable to do my homework." (see more)
 
Jon623
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 26  VOTES: 2

 

15th
monday me:you never gave me one

teacher:oh here you go

tuesday me:when i was walking home to school it fell in the street and got riped

teacher:oh here you go

wesnday me : i was doing it then my sister used it as a napking

teacher:oh here you go

thrusday me:well we were having diner and my mom burned it by accenit

teacher :oh here you go


friday end of the school day

teacher:beatrice give me you homwork tomorw

me:sorry teach no homwork or school tomorow  (see more)
 
joeiscute
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 22  VOTES: 2





Comments

Mattcook1
Mattcook1 HOFer
over 3 years ago
TmAn42
TmAn42 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: well...
:)
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 3 years ago
re: well...
:D
TmAn42
TmAn42 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: well...
np
zomby
zomby starter
over 3 years ago
re: i......lost it?
thx.nt tht gud to me.my friend jus said i shud compete so i put somethin
SuckerMG
SuckerMG pro
over 3 years ago
re: i......lost it?
funny
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 3 years ago
re: well...
ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i needed that 5
TmAn42
TmAn42 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: well...
hahaha ILMAO!!!!! 5
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 3 years ago
re: well...
ok ty! now its 1st place!!!yay!
2CUTE4U66778
2CUTE4U66778 all-city
over 3 years ago
re: well...
LOL love urs by the way invite ur friends
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 3 years ago
re: well...
LOL!!!!!
hrabba24
hrabba24 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Homework excuse
something not original ;d
2CUTE4U66778
2CUTE4U66778 all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Homework excuse
Okay wierd
 
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