best excuse

I told my friend I needed to wash so I would have work clothes as I had been away all weekend. (see more)

My Ebola is Flaring Up Again. (see more)

Yeah dude, I'm not gonna be able 2 make it 2nite...I'm really sick.... I uh, turned in2 uh,um, a bike!!!Yeah, and they haven't found the cure. Gotta Go!!!  (see more)

I can't make it tonight! my mom said i have to stay home and wipe my brothers butt because he has diarrhea. and she said she wanted me to cook her donuts. (see more)

i told my friends i had homework so i could stay home and compete with the one (see more)

Told my friend's I gotta babysit or be up early the next morning. (see more)

Well, I am kind of have something going on...
(friend asks if it is IBY again..)
No, it isn't IBY.
(so, what DO you have going on)
I have to finish writing my program.

Works fairly well. (see more)

I have to wash my hair.

(Hey its supposed to work to cancel dates too, right?!) (see more)

Hmm ... sorry but i prefer to go on IBY.com...Maybe next time ! ^^  (see more)

told my friends i was going to sleep because i didnt have any sleep yet from the previous night.  (see more)

gets you out of a lot of tings (see more)

I don't have money to go out and drink/eat. (see more)

i say i have to spend time with my family. (see more)

I...umm...I uhh...
I have to wash my hair! (see more)