best pick up line?

Im Rich..

Then they start crowding (see more)

hey bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

okay u see a fine girl right

u bump into her and say dear diary i bumped into an angel today and just smile at her and walk away (: (see more)

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?” (see more)

walk up to the bar that shes at and ask the bar manager if they could spare a piece of ice THEN SMASH IT ON THE TABLE, turn to her and say well that broke the ice then ask her the essentials name, number, bra size lol  (see more)

If you were a Pokemon I would Pi-Ka-Chu! ;D (see more)

Male: So, you play any instruments?
Female: Umm, Not really. I used to take piano lessons but can't play that well.
Male: Oh really? That's odd, I could of sworn the angels played the Harp.
Female: Haha, your cute. Here is my number, want to come to my place.
Etc...

Works everytime... (see more)

If the left leg was Christmas and the right leg was New Year's, Can I visit you between the holidays? ;D (see more)

So you go up to a girl a act like a retard!!

Say im not really retarded i just thought you girls are really speciall haha (see more)

Knock Knock?

Whos thier?

Can i have your number!!!!

got this from youtube!! (see more)

What are you doing tonight besides givin me a boner!! (see more)

if i would arrange the alphabet i would put u and i together (see more)

"You look like a parking ticket cuz you got fine all over you" haha quagmire used it (see more)

Ecuse me... was ur daddy the meatburgler? ...because it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress (see more)

"You smell like cheese and i love cheese". (see more)

girl i know u from latenesses cause ur the only ten-i-see (see more)

hey there....if u were a booger..i would PICK you (see more)