How Do You Piss People Off?

I ACT LIKE I DONT HEAR WAT THEY ARE TELLING ME..... WHENEVR THEY TELL EM TO CLEAN UP OR SOMETHING IF THEY DONT ASK NICE I IGNORE THEM AND GO OUTSIDE OR GO TO MY ROOM....I YELL ALOT ...ALL THE TIME...I MEAN ONLY TO ANNOY PEOPLE...AND I KEEP TALKING TO THEM OVER AND OVER AND WHENEVR THEY TELL ME TO SHUT UP I TELL THEM "DAMN DONT GET MAD! MAYBE THERES A REASON JESUS IS MAKING ME ANNOY YOU RIGHT NOW!"  (see more)

I'm not sure, I think I just be myself and that pisses them off... (see more)

i'm sometimes over anylitical... i only ask questions cause i care :o( (see more)

Tell the truth and/or call people out on their b.s. (see more)

people who beat me on ibeatyou. (see more)

Defend myself basically (see more)

i pissed off people when i continuously stare at them for a long time. (its weird tho, dont try to attempt it) :D (see more)

When ever someone coughs, sniffles, burps, or fart just say bless you! it will eventually get annoying after the first few times. i did this on my friend about 3 times and he's like okay, now thats getting annoying.
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I always reply to someone's question by saying "It's whatever/whoever/whenever/wherever/however you want it to be" Even if they say they're gonna punch me right in the face. (see more)

Haha I prank call my friends like ALL the time!!! I use diff. voices each time so they don't know its me....and to this day, I don't feel bad one bit... (see more)

one time i was with mi friends and we went to this stor at the mall and we askd for som shoes and when the guy came back with the shoes we were all quiet and would not say a word so the guy got really pissed off and trew us out lol. (see more)

Take up two or more parking spots.  (see more)

Repeat everything they say...and when they try to trick you by saying. "im stupid"...say, "your stupid" (see more)

Most of the time when people talk to you, they expect you to answer them back and acknowlede that your listening to them for real.

When they say did you hear me, you say WHAT?!?

It's as simple as that. Or if you really want to annoy them, just say WHAT?!? all the time, for no reason (then they think your hearing things lol).

That will annoy the crap out of them HAHAHAHA (see more)

talk to your friend in a foreign language in front of another guy. Make sure you tilt your head and make some gestures toward that guy, and fake some laughs too! You can talk about things like Lost, what you had for lunch, or some fine honey you may know.  (see more)

People that drive 10 miles per hour under the speed limit then give you dirty looks for being on their bumper! (see more)

when a car behind me goes to the next lane to try to pass me up, i speed up so he can't... the best part is when they switch back to my lane behind me... DEFEATED (see more)

Just act like a chicken... start squaking.. like bawk bawk bawk... BAWK BAWK!... and tell them you are about to lay an egg (see more)

1. say an annoying ass phrase or noise over and over again, until they yell at me or hit me.

2. say a your mom joke about everysingle thing they say.

3. go on xbox live and rub my fingers on the make so it makes a static noise, until they yell at me.

4. hit one of my (male) friends in the nuts. (see more)

When someone is talking, especially toward the end of a long story, just turn around and walk away. Sometimes I do this in work when someone is giving me instructions for something, I just walk away and they stand there dumbfounded. (see more)