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yo mama so...

Okay, this competition is just for fun, no repeats, and its for everyone...good luck, and see you in the beatdown!


total challengers: 12   
1st
Your mom's p***** is so big I use her diaphram to line my swimming pool. (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 76  VOTES: 3

 

2nd
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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. (see more)
 
Voxhumana
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
Your mom is so black she has to wear white gloves to eat Tootsie Rolls.  (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 74  VOTES: 3

 

4th
...so old she's gotta slam-dunk her bus pass!! (see more)
 
Johnathan29
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 72  VOTES: 4

 

5th
Your mom is so fat I took her out dancing and the band skipped.  (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 54  VOTES: 3

 

6th
Your mom is so fat when she farts the Weather Channel makes an announcment. (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 60  VOTES: 3

 

7th
... so fat she has to iron her underwear in the driveway. (see more)
 
Voxhumana
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 52  VOTES: 2

 

8th
when ur spic mother fell from da hill she looked like a Mudslide (see more)
 
xXxZeXy_TrU3xXx
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 32  VOTES: 1

 

9th
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
 (see more)
 
drogba
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 32  VOTES: 2

 

10th
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
 (see more)
 
drogba
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 34  VOTES: 2

 

11th
Your mom is so black she leaves finger prints on charcoal. (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 54  VOTES: 2

 

12th
You mom is so ugly when she cries the tears are too scared to run down her face.  (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 49  VOTES: 1





Comments

drogba
drogba all-state
over 4 years ago
re: funniest 2
this one
drogba
drogba all-state
over 4 years ago
re: funniest
read mine,to funny
Feets
Feets legend
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama's armpits...
Buckwhaet's real name is Billy Thomas. Thought I'd trow that out there.
lynnericgreer
lynnericgreer starter
over 4 years ago
lynnericgreer
lynnericgreer starter
over 4 years ago
re: Yo Mama #2
ewww 5
Feets
Feets legend
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama...
????
Voxhumana
Voxhumana captain
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama...
No worries - this one should be popular :)
Johnathan29
Johnathan29 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama...
Haha thanks for joining up bud
Voxhumana
Voxhumana captain
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama...
LOL - now I'll try hitting the right button when I make an entry :)
Voxhumana
Voxhumana captain
over 4 years ago
re: Yo mama...
... so fat she has to iron her underwear in the driveway.
 
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