Worst Jokes

6 afraid of 7,
BECAUSE 7,8(ATE),9 !


Getting stupid... (see more)

Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! (see more)

a guy walks into a bar


ouch (see more)

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

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He didn't have the guts
..lol (see more)

knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
(person repeats a billionish times, then....)
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana? (see more)

Eli Whiteny, the inventor of cotton gin, told his friends:
"Hi guys, will you please get your cotton picking hands off my gin?" (see more)

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pool?

Bob (see more)

theres two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "man its hot in here"

the second muffin says "oh my god a talking muffin!!"


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How do you make a dog drink?

Put one in a blender. (see more)

Knock Knock

Who's there

boo

boo who?

why are u crying
 (see more)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he did. (see more)

Two men walk into a bar .....................................................the third guy ducks. (see more)

Why did they bury the battery? -- Because it was dead. (see more)

what did the farmer say when he lost his pitchfork?

wheres my pitchfork? (see more)

What do you say when a water fowl is flying at your head?

DUCK!!! (see more)

A Blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

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'Where did you get that?'

The PIG replied,

I won her in a raffle!!!!!!LOL (see more)

so she was what up im like in tthe butt (see more)

yo mama so mama she can only be yo mama´s mama yo (see more)

Did you ever see the movie constipation?








It never came out! (see more)

your mother is so stank, she is unpleasent to be around. (see more)