favourite movie quotes

"What's up weeth it Vaneella face? Ehh, me and my homie Azmat just parked ar slab outside. We are looking for somewhere to post up ar black asses for the night. So, ehh bang bang skeet skeet neega. We justa couplea peemps, no hos.
Go here to see it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGkQBs2n8MI&feature=related (see more)

"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.." (see more)

"hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world"
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"eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeahhhh!!!"
funniest thing ever (see more)

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...

Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".  (see more)

ANCHORMAN QUOTE :

Wes Mantooth : "Nice clothes gentleman, I didn't know the salvation army was having a sale. Ha ha ha ha"

Brick : "Well... Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

"Brick stifles a laugh as everybody stares at him weirdly" (see more)

When Heath says "How about a magic trick?" and then proceeds to own a gangster... vintage ladies and gentlemen... vintage. (see more)

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Fletcher Reede: It depends on how long you were following me!

Cop: Why don't we just start from the top?

Fletcher Reede: Here it goes. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

Cop: Is that all?

Fletcher Reede: [Forced] No. I have unpaid parking tickets.
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Why so serious? (see more)

Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get


-forrest gump (see more)

I'd Gladly piss on a spark plug if I thought it help any! (see more)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

love that one! (see more)

Your days of finger-banging Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties...are over!!
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Borat: You mean, uhh my wife, she is dead?
Guy: Yes, I'm very sorry.
(10 seconds silence)
Borat: HIGH 5! (see more)

Jules: "Well I'll be a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker. Every time my hand touches brain, i'm superfly TNT!" (see more)

Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.

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"i'm tired of these motherfuckin snakeson this
mothafuckin plane!!!" (see more)

yea best quote you cant handle the turth! A Few Good Men (see more)

Sirius Black to Harry Potter in Order of the Phoenix
"we've all got both light and dark inside of us,What matters is the part we choose to act on! That is who we truly are!" (see more)

With great power comes greater responsibility - uncle ben (see more)

I see dead people (see more)