What are YOUR rules?

I only have two rules...

LIVE AND LET LIVE
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SMILE
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1)Ppl eat food to live i live to eat.....eat junk food as much u can so that they dont get wasted in junkyard (save earth :P)

2)always be a big hearted man so that u can keep many girls inside it

3)always try to touch the heart of girls dont get shy of the sexy part that god put in front

4)try to date girls who are homeless so that after every meet u can drop her anywhere

5)never have one night stand otherwise legs would pain and u can get sick too if ur standing outside nd its cold

6)money can deviate soul from good path thats y relax ur dad's pocket as much as u can

7)never fall in love falling over chocolate will be more tasty and never wud be painful ;)

8) i let ppl stronger than me to kick my ass cuz it wud b more painful if they kick in front :P

9)this is the last and d only thing seriosly said rule by me "Dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today."
if you follow the last one wud never need any other rule to make lyf better ;) ; (see more)

1) Do to no one what you yourself dislike. (Christianity)

2) Hurt no one so that no one may hurt you. (Islam)

3) Love your neighbor as yourself. (Judaism) (see more)

1. Don't talk to me unless I've had my coffee in the morning.
2. Organic, vegetarian foods only...unless it's alcohol. :)
3. Sun. Need sun. (see more)

Do just what you think is right  (see more)

Here's some rules i follow to live life:
1. Never let any1 dictate the terms 4 living ur life.
2. Procastinate at everything ever possible
2. There's always someone worse off and someone better off than u.
4. What u do everyday's more important than what u do once in a while.
5. Try ur best.Noone can ask more of u.U'll never have regrets nor will u ever have to answer to any1.
6. Right before u reach your goal, set a new one-u'll always be working forward.
7. Never,under any circumstances take a sleeping pill&a laxative on the same night.
8. Don’t allow urself to be chained by consumerism.
9. Rule money.Don’t let let rule u.
10. U come first in relationships.
11. Never outsource ur thinking,Purpose comes from ur creative faculties.
13. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
14. For every action,there's an equal&opposite government program.
15. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
16. There's a fine | line between "hobby" & "mental illness" (see more)

1.) Never give up on your dreams, no matter how hard, crazy, or impossible they may be, and when people try and tell you it will never happen...do everything possible to prove them wrong.

2.) When someone tries the hurt you, just remember karma will always prevail in the end.

3.) Mistakes are just learning experiences, don't dwell on them, they are there to help you realize the right and wrong ways to accomplish things in your life. Just because one little thing goes wrong, does not mean you should ever give up.

4.) There will always be people that will hurt you, but the trick is to find the few people that won't ever let you down and hold them close to your heart and never let them go, and never betray them.

5.) In the words of Denis Leary "Life sucks get a fucking helmet". Life is never going to be a fair ride, it will get bumpy beyond belief at times, but just hold on tight because in the end you will look back an think damn that was one hell of a ride. (see more)

In the words of the Beatles..

1.Love
2.Love
3.Love (see more)

♥ Never date anyone younger than me (No longer necessary)

♥ Don't worry how you look, because even though I don't think I'm pretty, I see some celebrities that people think are and I have no idea WHY, so there must be a small group of weirdos out there that would love me :p

♥ Don't put onions in my food

♥ In all situations, just think WWJD? ( What Would Judy Do, meaning Judge Judy of course, my personal hero :p ) (see more)

1. Please don't be so happy in the morning, i'm not a morning person!!!

2. Respect my choices and interests

3. My birthday is the day I want to do what I want! (see more)

- Don't you dare insult my family
- Don't insult SNSD
- Approach me only if you have some sweets
- Have some respect
- I must stop being angry all the time(Break this rules all the time)
That's pretty much it i guess... (see more)

Rules to live by:
1. NO SHOES
2. NO SHIRT
3. NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

-Do what needs to be done. Don't wait 4 someone else to do it.
-These should ALWAYS be shared with everyone: Beauty, humor, and knowledge.
-Give something because it's wanted or needed, not because you expect something in return.
-Be considerate because the world does NOT revolve around you!
-Weather permitting, given a choice between a car and a motorcycle, I'd ride a motorcycle everytime!
-Never pass up an opportunity to travel somewhere you've never been.
-Sometimes you need to reward yourself.
-If it's not worth working for, it's probably not worth having.
-Trust is earned.
-Lead, follow, or get out of the way!!!! (see more)

1. never text/get on the computer after youve had 2 drinks

2. if you can make it for cheaper, dont buy it

3. love should never be taken for granted

4. if you wouldnt do what your about to do in front of your girlfriend/boyfriend , dont do it

5. never play leapfrog with a unicorn

6. theres more than one way to skin a cat without getting hair in your mouth. (see more)

1. If you come with a bug near me it would be pure reflex to give you a ninja punch.

2. If you talk behind my back dont expect me to forgive you because talking behind peoples backs is the WORST THING a human can do, after scaring me with a bug because that is not cool..at all.

3. I will never eat anything that look like celery or taste like a celery, no exceptions.

4. If something seems to good to be true, it probably is.

5. I laugh whenever Im not suppose to, and that really is a problem.

6. I would rather run naked around school with a sign that sais "Im a douchebag" a whole day than being positive while im on my period, just saying.

7. If I dont get to sleep my beautysleep I will not be a nice person to be with, and If Im lucky thats not the day Im going on a jobinterview.

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1 - Never apologize.
2 - Whatever you do, it may hurt someone else. Decide, if it is worth it. If it isn't, think about a different way.
3 - Set your goals high and your expectations low, that way you're gonna try your best without being disappointed so fast.
4 - A compromise is the middle way of the willings of two people. None of them is really content with it. Don't accep any compromises. Find your own way.
5 - The ones you love come first.
6 - Set your priorities. Sometimes you may hate to do something you dislike for reaching somethink you really want. The way to a sweet life isn't necessarily sweet as well.
7 - Get as much knowledge as you can. People who don't know nothing have to trust on the words of others blindly.
8 - It's impossible to reach the point of perfection, but you should seek for it.
9 - Never bow in front of another person. Stand up for what you want.
10 - Sometimes, there is no rule to solve your problems. Face and fight them. (see more)

Life is short:
1) break the rules
2)forgive quickly
3)kiss slowly, love truly
4)laugh uncontrollably
and never regret anything that made you smile. (see more)

1. Give me coffee and you're my best friend :)
2. cold beer, sun, balcony = GOOD
3. Don't touch my MacBook ;) (see more)

1. don't open your mouth when u have nothing good to say.
2. must drink lots of water.
3. must only think of what ur doing for someone, not what someone is doing for u.

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#1: DON'T DIE TODAY!

#2: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE BOTH A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILL AT THE SAME TIME!! (borrowed)

#3: MEN, NEVER COMMENT ON OR COMPLIMENT A WOMAN YOU DO NOT KNOW ON HER PREGNANCY EVEN IF SHE LOOKS WAAAY PREGNANT!!! (see more)