lamest homework excuses

I forgot my book in my locker (see more)

My parents forgot to pay the gravity bills..... (see more)

i dint go to my house, i had to do a lot of things to my mom because she is sick and i have no time to do the homework... (see more)

Teacher: "Billy where is your homework??"
Billy: "Well you see my girlfriend was over last night... one thing led to another and then we had sex."
Teacher: "What on earth does that have to do with your homework??"
Billy: "Well I didn't have a condom on me so uhh, I had to grab the closest thing near me... (see more)

Erhmmm... I Had Diarrhea.. (see more)

Well my cat ate my homework and then a dog ate my cat .  (see more)

well i dont have a home, my parents do so i cant do it =/ (see more)

My house got set on fire last night and my homework was in there. Well i guess you can excuse me today. (see more)

All paper factories went bankruptcy. (see more)

my house got flooded....... (see more)

Once I copied a load of random text into Word, then print screen this, pasted it into Photoshop. I then used various brushes to make it appear as if it was a page that had been printed when the ink was very low! Thinking about it, it probably took me longer to make a fake page rather than actually do the homework!
Another time I used a compass to etch the text off a page in a text book and claimed I couldn't do the homework because I couldn't read the question! (see more)

I didnt do my homework because i ate to much Pi and got sick .
:) (see more)

i forgot... (see more)

I was abducted by Aliens and they took my homework back to their planet to learn more about
humans (see more)

Chuck Norris came to my house and he rounhousekicked my homework. (see more)

I couldn't do my homework because i died. (see more)

when i was flying with spiderman it fell out my pocket :( (see more)

I'm sorry but I couldn't do my homework since my dog ate it (see more)

my dog ate my notebook... sorry (see more)

I live my life through Procrastination....don't worry I'll get to my HW eventually. (see more)