lamest homework excuses

Ran out of toilet paper. (see more)

Me eh speak no eeenglish (see more)

i made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked (see more)

(show up with bandaged head and...) teacher? what teacher..? i can't remember.. (see more)

I did'nt do my homework because...im gay (see more)

youll have to speak to my agent (see more)

i was too busy competing on ibeatyou.com (see more)

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i couldnt do my hw because i was in a fight with a guy that said you werent the best teacher (see more)

i was so excited about doing this assignment that it completely slipped my mind!! i swear if i could have wanted to do it more i would have died!! (see more)

My Dog Ate It... (see more)

Well I got home really late,did my homework and went to bed.Then this little alien jumped thru my window grabbed my homework and told me he needs it to learn some''human'' stuff,and i said OK:)  (see more)

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box. (see more)

I dont have homework ... well when i was at the night club ... ops um forget that ... well i did made homework but i forgot it in the night club... ops i mean in the liqueur store no no not that i mean at home i ... OH god my dog died and i had to bury him and accidently buried the homework. I diged up the homework but then a crow took it and flew away with it . After half an hour of chasing the crow... it got hit by a truck . And well thats what happend mainly . (see more)

a new episode of tella-tubbys was on and i could not resist  (see more)

i asked my mom a question on my homework when she was cooking and she accidentally burnt it. (see more)

My goldfish ate it.... (see more)

I couldn't find a pen, and decided to update my blog online instead. (see more)

i ate it like the chinese lady on the subway commercial (see more)

I just don't like to do it (see more)