Best Joke

Three fathers were just talking about how their sons are successful.
1st father: My son is so rich that he actually bought a Ferrari and gave it to a friend as gift.
2nd father: That's nothing. My son is so rich that he bought a house and gave it to a friend as a gift.
3rd father: Fellas, I just realized my son is actually gay.
The other fathers were very shocked by this.
3rd father: But I think he's doing alright. He just got a Ferrari and a house from two lovers. (see more)

There are three gay guys walking down the street. One is Doe Two is Rey and whats the last one?

Me

Get it? If u said me then ur gay! Not really! Maybe probaly not! (see more)

1_ For to have woman, we need time and money, so:
Woman = Time * Money
2_ But we know that Time it's money:
Time = Money
3_ So we have:
Woman = Money * Money
Woman = Money²
4_ But we said too that money is the root of all problems, right?
Money = V(Problems)
5_ So we get:
Woman = (V(Problems))²
Woman = Problems (see more)