dumbest joke you have EVER heard

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyedeer (see more)

what is black and white and goes round and round?




A penguin rolling down a hill. (see more)

does your face hurt? Its killing me (see more)

i hav 54 legs, 9 arms, 70 hands, and 120 feet. What (who) am I?

a total liar. (see more)

Why chuck norris can't die... Because he's chuck norris :)) (see more)

what do you name a mexican baby who is born with one knee and only one toe?







juanito
(one-knee-toe)

no offense to the mexicans  (see more)

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"  (see more)

Ok So These 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar The Third One Ducks....... (see more)

why did tigger look down the toliet











to find pooh (see more)

Why didnt the Skeleton go to the Party?






Cuz he had noBODY to go with!
get it? (see more)