» From, Anonymous

Dear neighbours,
i took all your letters from the mailbox and switched them around. Hope you don't get angry at me. ;D

From, anonymous.

Ps. House #9 - I saw your magazine subscription for YOU KNOW WHAT! dirty dirty man! lol. (see more)

Dear Sayshell,
We have been through a lot in this website..I feel that we have connected with each other on so many levels..I think about you every second..I just cant keep my feelings inside of me..am gonna let it out..Seychelle, will you give me that slice of pizza! am hungry, girl!
From, Anonymous  (see more)

Dear Proffesor,
Thanx A LOT for almost failing me at Anatomy Class.. and oh yah.. sorry bout spreading the news that your "son" is just adopted and youre really gay... ps. the truth shall set you free..
From, Anonymous [ur fave student] LOL (see more)

Dear Grandma,

Lets just get this out into the open.

I'm afraid of you.

Yeah... I'm not joking.

Actually, I'm only refusing to put my name on this in case you hunt me down and hit me. Putting my name of evidence is a bad idea.

Now we may ask 'why?'. Why would anyone be afraid of a grandmother, especially a tiny little Asian woman like yourself.

Oh, lets see... maybe because you are pure evil!? You are racist, homophobic, and sexist. You are Satan! One of my worst fears is that you are so evil you will never die.

Pure evil.

With love,

Anonymous.

PS: Dear police, (If they call you or even find this note after she kills me) I'd like you to know that, YES. SHE KILLED ME! That evil, evil woman did it! (see more)

dear future husband,
please have lots of money and good looks so girls would be jealous. I would like it if you were a good singer, dancer, actor, comedian, kisser, hugger,athlete, driver, swimmer, beat boxer, reader, surpriser, eater and drinker.... and had a nice car, body, house, mother, sense of style and taste. thanks :) and remember.. i love you honey :*
love,
anonymous  (see more)