The Text Message Of Your Life! (READ RULES)

George W. Bush is no longer President (see more)

I want to go down on u


and make u extremely happy.


Then come back up slowly


and f**k u real good.







Yours truly, gas prices
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i am alone at home now, could you come over? (see more)

hey Gab, it's ur dad, good news! We won the lottery, sit still, I'll send the helicopter to pick you up! (see more)

Hi lover. I love you so much. Your my day and night, and without you I can't breathe. and btw, I love you :* (see more)

mike we're ordering pizza for dinner  (see more)

Good news! I'm not pregnant! (see more)

Hi I Was Wondering Why You Didn't Show Up Last Night? I Sat There At Pizza Hut 4 Ages But No Sign Of You. To Be Honest I Wasn't Caught On The Idea In The First Place Seeing As Your 17 Years Younger Then Me

[Translated From Text] (see more)

press down


down more


deeper



more




YES



ahh




ohh


almost there


faster


harder


GOOD!


thats textual intercourse =) (see more)

congradulations you are z-100's 25 caller you have just won tickets to every major sports event including the superbowl and the world cup Also you have won a date with megan foxx if you are a boy and a date with David Beckam if you are a girl  (see more)

Hi Okikz.. I'm now here at the Philippines, where u at? =) (see more)

TRUE! wen i was 12 i was having a bad day because my best friend moved away that day, but at like 7:30 my crush texted me and asked me to come over cuz her vibrater was broken... hell yeah it made my day! (see more)

all white people report to the cotton feilds at 7:00 am (see more)

i swallow! ;) (see more)

You have just won free Laser hair removal! (see more)

1st text: Don't open the next text if you know what is good for you!!!
2nd text: Damn girl you'd be the stupid blond in the beginning of the Horror movies. But luvz to ya anyway (see more)

Hi, This Is Jessica Alba Just Wanted To Know If You Wanted To Come Over And Sleepover. I Like To Sleep Naked So Yea Txt Me Back. Lova Ya ;] (see more)

listen son you know how much i love you and how much i care about you... so do ur home work and clean my car. thanks

dad (see more)

you complete me. (see more)

Good news is, im not going to jail.
Bad news is, im moving in.

Luv ur bro (see more)