the cheesiest excuse to be late

well, how about a guy said something like.. i was masturbating and lost track of time? lmfao that`s an excuse though (see more)

something like "sorry I'm late... but I left late" XD (see more)

there was something wrong
with my eye....i couldnt
SEE leaving the house. (see more)

My water broke so I had to rush to the hospital where I gave birth. Cause I couldn't leave the baby alone, I needed to arrange a babysitter to get to work. So her I am!!!! (see more)

I was late because my mommy wasn't home to tell me the time and mickey mouse watch is broken (see more)

I m sorry me my delay usual but I return y somewhere else XD (see more)

Yeah, soory. I had this corps rotting in my basement and I figured it was about time to get rid of it. But i left my ID (for the trash park) at home so I had to drive back home to get it. Sorry. (see more)