The Hangover Part ll Quotes

A monkey nibbling on a penis is funny in any language :-) (see more)

Alan’s wedding speech:

Alan: “Hey everybody, here’s some fun facts. The population in Thailand if 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,00 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand.”
Doug: “Alan, why don’t you skip to the last card?”
Alan: “None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact, more important than blood. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…”
Phil: [interrupting] “Time’s up.”

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Stu says, “Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town.”
Alan, “Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend.” (see more)