The 1st thing you do when you wake

ok cum on be honest who wakes up n doesn't think bout sex MORNIN SEX IS THE BEST (see more)

...duh! (see more)

Reach below and adjust my "little one" (NOT IMPLYING I HAVE A SMALL ONE) (see more)

take a piss (see more)

turn on my laptop..lol (see more)

go back to sleep (see more)

(before i put on my make-up) (see more)

I have to have my coffee (see more)

Mom! 5 more minutes... (see more)

ur gross if u dont..lol (see more)

I Pat My lil Doggeh :) I love him! (see more)

I go to the potty!!!! (see more)

Before going to the bathroom or anything, I check the competitions that ended to see where i ranked; Only to see that some Douche bag entered it at the last minute and beat everyone by only 3 stupid votes  (see more)

Roscoe won't shut up until you take him out in the morning. Sometimes at 6am! (see more)

lay there listening the alarm clock going off (see more)

I get up grap my lil pipe by my bedside grab some trees pack a bowl and burn baby....burn (see more)

I don't know about you all, but I usually wake up severely disoriented and go through this simple checklist:

1. (WHO) is she, and why did she actually sleep here when a cab is just a phonecall away?
2. (WHAT) happened last night?
3. (WHEN) Well, is that morning light or evening?
4. (WHERE) am I? Is this my place?
5. (WHY) do I keep doing this to myself?
5. (HOW) much did it cost me?

Once, I've answered these fundamentals, then I brush my teeth... (see more)

i scratch my...


you know what...lol..


my head.. (see more)

Whether I'm alone or not taking care of my "personal business" scratches the itch.....and feels really good too ;) (see more)

i rub my eyes and yawn,counting the days till saturday in my head! (see more)