funny lamest joke

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?





To keep his nuts warm (see more)

Why can't you play cards in the jungle?





Because there's too many cheetas! (see more)

Yeah I got a joke...DRUTIGERMAN...lol

no okay. serious.

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?

A - Cause the chicken could hear Drutigermans zipper coming down. (see more)

Q: Why did Sally fall of the swing?

A: Because Sally is a fish. (see more)

Q: where do dead people go?
A: to the living room :D  (see more)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.  (see more)

why did the chicken cross the road?









so he can escape from the poultry butcher! :S (see more)

Why didn't the Skeleton Cross the road?

Because he didnt have any GUTS!!! (see more)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get in the car?


"Get in the car,Robin!!!" (see more)