Personal Political Slogan

Vote RJBrian!!!
Because if you don't, Hannah Montana will be your next president. Can you live with that? (see more)

"After 8 Years of This Shizzzz - Why The Hell Not?"

I mean - I'll legalize marijuana, turn over Iraq to the UN, go after Osama Bin Laden in AFGHANISTAN, resume stem cell research, fund alternative energy research and a 'Green Deal', and nominate Pro-Choice Supreme Court Justices...What else could you want? (see more)

All i have to say is lower Gas prices for everyone
and lower tax rates
and bigger raises
and salaries
and to bring home some of our military forces (see more)

I am the best at what I do...
That being said...ELECT ME! I will triumph over evil with my band of Do-Gooders and bring back 8-Track tapes.....that should be a plus in anyones book. No to mention I met a celebrity once....true they told me to get out of the yard or they were calling the cops but I know what they really meant.....JORDAN FOR PRIME MINISTER OF THE WORLD!!! P.S I know the real spiderman (see more)

Have you ever pooped a balloon? If you answered yes, I'm going to deport you. (see more)

ABC, vote for me

straight to the point. (see more)

I promise anyone who gets to decide if we go to all-out war away from our lands can only do so IF THEY'RE CHILDREN ARE IN THE FRONT LINES WITH OURS. WUT NOW!!  (see more)

This is the land of the free and the home of the brave. We must be brave and take our freedom back.  (see more)

If you vote for me I will make IBY the official sport of the US, and will hold public floggings for cheaters. =) (see more)

idk (see more)

1.i have a dream...LOL
;p
2.My dream is to realize your dream!
3.I hope I can do in the most difficult times you want the most is the emergence of I! (see more)

I promise I will change our slogan from "God bless America" to " I made a poopie." Not only that, I will make sure that if we actually do have a chance, we will strike when we have the chance. No more "we only defend" crap, like in North Korea. Death to the Mexicans! (or was it Canada?) Any way, I will not be a doodie head like our last president, George. I mean, come on! He put his troops through Valley Forge. In the middle of WINTER. How stupid can you get, Washington? Finally I promise to uphold the honor and respectability of our country (yeah, right!), and- oh, hey baby. Want to come over to my place? hehehehehe ; P. (see more)