Best way to ruin a relationship

(Girl gets in the Car)

"You look nice, oh and i hope you dont mind i brought my mom along. She wanted to witness my first date." (see more)

Girl: hehe bob, I had a really nice date 2day (reaches in for a kiss)
BOB: oh! ur breath stinks, oh!!! sick!!!! (walks away) (see more)

just start to get full emotional and say you're going to be together forever. and you two were meant to be. ew (see more)

hi girl..i were with your best friend yesterday..
she kisses very well (see more)