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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling "Bang!" (see more)
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BY Marjan
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 298 VOTES: 44
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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BY jpgaultier22
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 280 VOTES: 49
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3rd
Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
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BY msmichalla
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 197 VOTES: 35
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4th
Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate. (see more)
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BY Saahm23
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 177 VOTES: 32
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5th
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY zipit
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 199 VOTES: 28
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6th
Last summer Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands... now they're just the Islands... (see more)
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BY Andogg65
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 193 VOTES: 31
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7th
Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
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BY msmichalla
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 193 VOTES: 30
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8th
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. (see more)
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BY silentknight
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 177 VOTES: 29
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9th
Chuck Norris uses Pepper Spray to spice up his steaks! (see more)
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BY Marjan
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 182 VOTES: 22
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10th
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. (see more)
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BY Chris_Brooke
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 156 VOTES: 25
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11th
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. (see more)
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 145 VOTES: 28
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12th
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 137 VOTES: 20
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13th
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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BY Doug21
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 105 VOTES: 18
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14th
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. (see more)
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 124 VOTES: 19
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15th
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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BY silentknight
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 225 VOTES: 20
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16th
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. (see more)
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RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 147 VOTES: 21
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17th
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. (see more)
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BY Doug21
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 96 VOTES: 15
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18th
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down (see more)
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BY Erin_W
RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 95 VOTES: 15
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19th
20th
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. (see more)
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BY Lutador
RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 90 VOTES: 13
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re: Bang! Bang!
5
5
re: Pepper Spray
he's crazy!
he's crazy!
re: Chuck doesn't melt in your mouth!
whoaa!
whoaa!
re: Raise The Roof!!!!!
cool!
cool!
re: Bang! Bang!
lol ,,,5*
lol ,,,5*
re: Bang! Bang!
that's interesting!
that's interesting!
re: Raise The Roof!!!!!
he's strong!!! lol
he's strong!!! lol
re: Bang! Bang!
lol!!!
lol!!!
re: Poker face
ding dong!!!
ding dong!!!
re: Poker face
check it out guys this one is funny
check it out guys this one is funny
re: Boogey Man
good one
good one
re: Chuck Norris vs Lance Armstrong Fact
wooo..5 for the extra 5 testicles!
wooo..5 for the extra 5 testicles!
re: Bang! Bang!
hahahaha... damn he's so powerful! LMAO
hahahaha... damn he's so powerful! LMAO
re: Chuck Norris
don't google him. just go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com
don't google him. just go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com
re: No April Fools
Luv that one!!
Luv that one!!
re: Crop circles
nice one
nice one
re: Chuck Norris vs Lance Armstrong Fact
oh wow thats mean...my cousin had cancer =P
oh wow thats mean...my cousin had cancer =P
re: cchuck norris facts
omg, i love these.
omg, i love these.
re: Boogey Man
LOL
LOL
re: If at First you Don't Succeed,
guess i'm not chuck norris!
guess i'm not chuck norris!
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